A luxury suite's not totally unaffordable--not when you have seven people sharing it. Also, the definition of "luxury suite" can be anything you want it to be. By carefully screening visitors nobody ever has to know how many of you slept on the floor.

Dreary mundane reality wouldn't hold Mina back, any more than it did Msscribe! After all, you're only talking to people on the Internet, and everybody lies on the Internet, don't you know...