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(Anonymous)
2006-06-25 10:17 am UTC (link)

I read a few chunks of that... actually, the one who was really making me o_O was teh_one. Was she another sockpuppet of msscribe? It saddens me to think there's more than one horrid blot on the face of humanity. ;_;

Excellent, my loyal minion. Come, we shall beset upon the wild ravages of the FF7 fandom with your legions of socks, accusing Cleris and SephCloud shippers of stalking and IP fudgery while rising to true BNF status within the elite circles of Cloud/Tifa and Seph/Tifa and Seph/Tifa/Cloud shippers! Do you think you can whip up a few frothing fundy trolls by Tuesday?

... *blushes like mad* My lord, my first time on JF and I'm already being offered an account? Thank you very much (I mean that sincerely), though I doubt I'm worthy of the offer *cough* seeing as I am apparently too incompetant to find your email address to claim my prize. >.>

usagivindaloo @ LJ

PS I love your icons. XD

	(Anonymous) 2006-06-25 10:20 am UTC (link)
	Bio: Hello! waves I now have a permanent paid account. 1000 icons, ha ha take that internet! I'll eventually get around to making this journal uber-pretty. Feel free to take any of the icons, just remember to credit the artist/creator. If for some reason you'd like to email me, the address is snarryotp [at] gmail.com. -Volandum at LJ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

(Anonymous)
2006-06-25 10:38 am UTC (link)

... I swear to god I read that. TWICE, even. And yet my brain refused to recognize those last three words. >.>

Dear Customer Service, I would like to replace this brain I've been given... it seems to be defective. Could you refurbish me with a nice shiny new one, thanks?

(In all seriousness, I think my brain was searching for ACTUAL links rather than typed out [AT] stuff, hence me totally missing it. Doesn't make me any less of a moron. XD)

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loopywafflehead
2006-06-25 10:39 am UTC (link)

I think I remember reading that teh_one was a separate entity. :\ Every day, I'm grateful I lost my faith in humanity a very long time ago.

I don't even know who Cleris and SephCloud are, but I will do all that you command because it is impossible to resist your siren call. The frothing trolls are on the way, with my compliments and never-ending crazy stalker love.

Got your email, will be replying shortly! :)

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(Anonymous)
2006-06-25 10:50 am UTC (link)

See, this is one public service that the old GreyArchive offered. After reading that much brain breaking smut, your faith in humanity gets lowered substantially. XD All joking aside, that really was awful, and I haven't even read the whole thing yet (the FW comments alone are long and wanky, but is there more to read through the links?)

What? You do not know the identities of my ships and antiships? What sort of stalker sockpuppeteer ARE you, anyway?? Don't you know you have to now totally change all your fanfiction to include my pairings as a sign of your devotion to my non existent BNFness? But I shall forgive you. As penance, please write me a 3000 word fic detailing the brilliance of Severus/Minerva. Include references to snark and tea.

I await it with bated breath, and am glad my blindness has not proven me unworthy. ^_^

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	laverinth 2006-06-25 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	Bah! Who cares about Tifa? ;D (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	usagivindaloo 2006-06-26 12:36 am UTC (link)
	... your icon is ADORABLE. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	laverinth 2006-06-26 12:39 am UTC (link)
	Here's where I got it from. :) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	jenova 2006-06-25 01:34 pm UTC (link)
	Seph/Tifa shippers? You mean all six of us? XD (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	usagivindaloo 2006-06-25 02:30 pm UTC (link)
	GASP Another one? glomps We are small but we are growing! (I so thought my fanficrant demanding more Seph/Tifa was going to get wanked. Instead I got WORD. Always fun. ^_^) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	usagivindaloo 2006-06-25 02:35 pm UTC (link)
	(PS am mousie from above ^^) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	majinbakahentai 2006-06-25 03:50 pm UTC (link)
	Narf! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	usagivindaloo 2006-06-26 12:39 am UTC (link)
	Feffiroff! squishes And hey you, didn't recognize you at first until I crossreferenced my JF flist. ^_^ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	majinbakahentai 2006-06-26 12:41 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, it's probably something to do with the ID too. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	usagivindaloo 2006-06-26 12:42 am UTC (link)
	LOL, it has a certain sort of bizarre charm to it. =D (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	majinbakahentai 2006-06-26 12:45 am UTC (link)
	Doesn't it just? Mad bad perverted idiot! ^_^ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	usagivindaloo 2006-06-26 12:47 am UTC (link)
	Man, I just get a nice little mishmash from Sailor Moon and Red Dwarf. >.> But man, now I'm remembering Majin Buu from Dragon Ball and imaginging what a HENTAI version of him would be like. o=O (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

majinbakahentai
2006-06-26 12:55 am UTC (link)

OMG XD That's an image I never considered in all my time with this name! It's nothing compared to my full signiture line - I am the Baka, the Grand Exaggeration, the mad, bad, perverted Gryffindork Ravenclaw Cetra Child of Ilúvatar and SeeD Jenova's Witness, Hyperbole the Great.

It gets an extra addition for every fandom I get into, with the Cetra bit and the SeeD Jenova's Witness being the latest.

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	usagivindaloo 2006-06-26 01:07 am UTC (link)
	... that is the most awesome introductory spiel EVER. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	majinbakahentai 2006-06-26 01:13 am UTC (link)
	I should try to get "Bhaalspawn" and "Sevfleet Ambasador" somewhere in there too, then my it would truely represent my whole fandom history! XDDD (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	usagivindaloo 2006-06-26 01:34 am UTC (link)
	Man... mine would be so dinky. "General of DS9's SOLDIER program, Captain of the Serenity-Red Dwarf fleet and master of the Keyblade, I am Sailor Firefly! In the name of Fitzwillian Darcy, I will punish you!" I need more fandoms, stat! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

majinbakahentai
2006-06-26 01:45 am UTC (link)

That's not a bad one though! Besides, less items in it shows you've stuck to fandoms longer than I do on average - I don't supose you recalled me worrying on my LJ about fandom drift? I decided in the early hours of this morning that it has happened to me, but I haven't drifted very far due to the interconnectedness of the FF fandoms - I've only drifted from FF7 into FF8 and frankly, considering they're kissing cousins as far as fandoms are concerned I have never totally pulled out of FF7 (something I actually am glad of - I don't feel like I'm letting down old friends because so many fans of one FF are fans of two or three more, plus KH as well).

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usagivindaloo
2006-06-26 01:50 am UTC (link)

... it is a sign I have too many perverts and yaoi fans on my flist when the first thing I thought when I saw the words, "kissing cousins" I thought, "Hmm... Cloud and Squall look like they could be related... and I KNOW they end up kissing in half the fic out there... >.>" and then proceeded to drift away in fantasies about Squall and Cloud sucking face. Then my good old Seph/Tifa/Cloud plotbunny came and smacked me for cheating. I think it's getting bitchier. o_O

Fandom drift can be a good thing, though bittersweet. I'd say I've drifted away from the Sailor Moon fandom, which is sad, but at least I got away from the sheer amount of TRIPE in that fandom. >.> Ew. Ew ew ew.

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majinbakahentai
2006-06-26 01:58 am UTC (link)

Heh, the only pity about Cloud and Squall kissing is so much of it is Cloud and Leon - not the original Cloud and Squall.
I'm still waiting on a fic that gardensgnome based on a drabble challenge I gave her - Cloud/Squall, FF7/FF8 non-KH crossover.

Yeah, I recently felt a bit of the effect of fandom drift - I was idly looking at my

majinbakahentai user info on LJ and noticed one of my favourite writers had suddenly deleted her journal. I later found out she deleted it partly because she's dedicated herself more to original fantion and she wanted to put the persona that journal was based on behind her (it was a bitchy persona, got on F_W a couple of times, but she developed it to protect herself).

It kinda reminded me of how much I miss since I've moved fandoms.

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	m_butterfly 2006-06-26 08:17 pm UTC (link)
	teh_one was the person I kept thinking of when people were going, "But all of the really vile comments were msscribe's!" I just didn't want to harsh the small silver lining people were finding by going, "Um...." (Reply to this)(Parent)

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