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[Feb. 14th, 2009|12:03 am] |
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[Feb. 9th, 2009|10:04 am] |
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[Jan. 29th, 2009|07:20 pm] |
AND LO, AN ANGEL APPEARED BEFORE MARY AND SAID UNTO HER, "YOU HAVE FORMED BABBY. CONGRATULATIONS TO YOUR DAD!"
"BUT HOW IS BABBY FORMED," MARY ASKED, "SINCE I AM A VIRGIN WHO CANNOT DRIVE?" |
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[Jan. 25th, 2009|12:52 pm] |
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[Jan. 21st, 2009|02:39 pm] |
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[Jan. 14th, 2009|10:19 pm] |
AN EXPERT
HE WOULD SET THE WING AND FIT THE BRIGHT STEEL POINTED SOCK, THE SOD ROLLED OVER WITHOUT BREAKING
AT THE HEADRIG, WITH A SINGLE SNAP OF REINS THE SWEATING TEAM TURNED ROUND AND BACK INTO THE LAND.
RAY HAS A FACE LIKE A SPADE. |
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[Jan. 12th, 2009|10:42 am] |
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| 18:126:178 |
[Jan. 9th, 2009|04:59 pm] |
There's a tissue for my mind, but
I've already jerked off into it.
That explains my poetry, and
Most of my tattoos. |
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[Jan. 7th, 2009|12:46 pm] |
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| 16:124:176 |
[Jan. 4th, 2009|11:03 pm] |
THIS POAST QUOTE IS ON STRIKE.
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[Jan. 1st, 2009|02:27 pm] |
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[Dec. 27th, 2008|09:56 am] |
So, you've managed to get laid. Congratulations!
But what's that? You woke up to the shriek, "I'm pregnant"? I'm afraid I have some bad news. You are lesbians. She isn't pregnant.
No, gentle reader, instead you have found yourself a troll of your very own. Scared? Nervous? A little turned on? As it should be. If you buy my book, "Trolls for Dummies: No Really, Trolls are for Dummies", I will help you through this exciting time with such chapters as, "How To Tell When Your Troll Is Lying" "Am I Really A Fatty?" and of course, most importantly, "What to do when you find the first hidden camera." |
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[Dec. 20th, 2008|11:53 pm] |
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| 12:120:172 |
[Dec. 17th, 2008|05:40 pm] |
I LOVE ALL MY BAND MEMBERS EQUALLY.
I NEVER CARED FOR BRENT. |
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| 11:119:171 |
[Dec. 14th, 2008|09:48 pm] |
IF YOU OR YOUR FRIENDS SEE FLOCKED CONTENT BEING POSTED TO BANDFLESH, A WISE COURSE OF ACTION WOULD BE TO EMAIL THE MODS WHO CAN ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. |
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[Dec. 12th, 2008|05:25 pm] |
*STAND DOWN. I THINK THE NAME'S LOLDORABLE, BUT THAT DOESN'T RHYME WITH "PARUMPAPUMPUM"
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[Dec. 10th, 2008|12:48 am] |
SHIT :| I'M A DOG :| :| |
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