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28:136:188 [Feb. 14th, 2009|12:03 am]
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27:135:187 [Feb. 9th, 2009|10:04 am]
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26:134:186 [Feb. 5th, 2009|06:07 pm]
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25:133:185 [Feb. 2nd, 2009|02:16 am]
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POAST QUOTE
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24:132:184 [Jan. 29th, 2009|07:20 pm]
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AND LO, AN ANGEL APPEARED BEFORE MARY AND SAID UNTO HER, "YOU HAVE FORMED BABBY. CONGRATULATIONS TO YOUR DAD!"

"BUT HOW IS BABBY FORMED," MARY ASKED, "SINCE I AM A VIRGIN WHO CANNOT DRIVE?"
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23:131:183 [Jan. 25th, 2009|12:52 pm]
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22:130:182 [Jan. 21st, 2009|02:39 pm]
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21:129:181 [Jan. 17th, 2009|09:45 pm]
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http://isobamapresident.com
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20:128:180 [Jan. 14th, 2009|10:19 pm]
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AN EXPERT

HE WOULD SET THE WING AND FIT THE BRIGHT STEEL POINTED SOCK, THE SOD ROLLED OVER WITHOUT BREAKING

AT THE HEADRIG, WITH A SINGLE SNAP OF REINS THE SWEATING TEAM TURNED ROUND AND BACK INTO THE LAND.

RAY HAS A FACE LIKE A SPADE.
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19:127:179 [Jan. 12th, 2009|10:42 am]
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18:126:178 [Jan. 9th, 2009|04:59 pm]
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There's a tissue for my mind, but
I've already jerked off into it.
That explains my poetry, and
Most of my tattoos.
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17:125:177 [Jan. 7th, 2009|12:46 pm]
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16:124:176 [Jan. 4th, 2009|11:03 pm]
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THIS POAST QUOTE IS ON STRIKE.

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15:123:175 [Jan. 1st, 2009|02:27 pm]
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14:122:174 [Dec. 27th, 2008|09:56 am]
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So, you've managed to get laid. Congratulations!

But what's that? You woke up to the shriek, "I'm pregnant"? I'm afraid I have some bad news. You are lesbians. She isn't pregnant.

No, gentle reader, instead you have found yourself a troll of your very own. Scared? Nervous? A little turned on? As it should be. If you buy my book, "Trolls for Dummies: No Really, Trolls are for Dummies", I will help you through this exciting time with such chapters as, "How To Tell When Your Troll Is Lying" "Am I Really A Fatty?" and of course, most importantly, "What to do when you find the first hidden camera."
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13:121:173 [Dec. 20th, 2008|11:53 pm]
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12:120:172 [Dec. 17th, 2008|05:40 pm]
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I LOVE ALL MY BAND MEMBERS EQUALLY.












I NEVER CARED FOR BRENT.
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11:119:171 [Dec. 14th, 2008|09:48 pm]
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HOLIDAY SALE!

XD XD XD XD

HOLIDAY SALE!

IT'S THE FUELED BY RAMEN HOLIDAY SALE!

IF YOU OR YOUR FRIENDS SEE FLOCKED CONTENT BEING POSTED TO BANDFLESH, A WISE COURSE OF ACTION WOULD BE TO EMAIL THE MODS WHO CAN ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
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10:118:170 [Dec. 12th, 2008|05:25 pm]
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"COME," THEY TOLD ME.

"LOLOL COME."

A NEWBORN WENTZ TO SEE

(EVEN THOUGH HIS NAME'S DUMB*)

"I HAVE NO GIFTS TO BRING :("

"BUT THIS'LL BE FUN! :D"

I'LL TAKE HIM "THE LION KING!!!!!"

"AND A SHINY TOY GUN!"

"INAPPROPRIATE! >:( HE'S TOO YOUNG."

*STAND DOWN. I THINK THE NAME'S LOLDORABLE, BUT THAT DOESN'T RHYME WITH "PARUMPAPUMPUM"

santa says "doot doot doot"
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9:117:169 [Dec. 10th, 2008|12:48 am]
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SHIT :| I'M A DOG :| :|
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