July 16th, 2010
|m_charlize||12:01 pm - Seeking: London in-house sub|
Anyone up for a training session with Andrew Winston IV? Yes, I know you all know Andrew. He's a pain in the ass, he laughs like a horse, and he drools. But we're working on his flogging technique, and he needs a submissive to practice on.
So, who's up for Baron Andrew? If necessary, I'm willing to discuss combat pay.
Ahhh yes, I remember Baron Andrew. I thought he was going to mark me permanently once or twice.
And I remember you ran away like a little coward, although I'd like to think it wasn't just because you couldn't handle people like Andrew. How's Australia, bitch?
Charlize, I've been wondering for years. Why are you so rude to me?
Because you're hardly the one to make me behave, Henry.
Has he gotten any better at all?
His arm is steadier. He's still horsey. And maybe I'm just getting used to him, but I think he's not quite as creepy as he used to be.
What I'm worried about is that arm of his. You know I'd do anything for you, though. If he needs the practice and he's reached the point where you think he's safe to practice on a person, I'll be happy to help.
Honestly I wouldn't be posting looking for a real live human if I didn't trust him that far. It's my reputation on the line as well as someone else's skin.
Thanks. If you'd like, I'll do the aftercare myself (even if it's unnecessary).
I love your aftercare. I'd do it for that alone. Whenever and wherever you need me, beautiful, just say the word.
I'm spending most of my time in London these days, ma'am. And unless he's practicing his technique with a chain flogger, I don't imagine he can do too much damage.
I've jinxed it now, haven't I?
The drooling is one thing... does he still spit when he laughs? I suppose it would be inappropriate to request a pair of goggles.
Leather only, and I'll make sure he only does your back and ass so the spitting should be less of a problem.
Thank you for volunteering.
|Date:||July 17th, 2010 02:32 am (UTC)|| |
I'm going to start calling you Saint Charlize at this point... how long have you been working with him now?
Seriously, keep this up, and rumors will start spreading that you're nice and kindhearted. I know this because I'll start them.
Do it and I'll hurt you, bitch.
I think the guy needs all the practice he can get so if you need some more volunteers, I'll be up for it.
Thank you, Ed. I will call you.