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matt_bomer
08:55 pm - Not. Funny.
So off I go to my locker for a change of socks (please don't ask), and what do I find taped up inside the door?





If for some reason you can't see the picture or read the text it says: We have your giraffe. We will be in contact to discuss the terms of his release. TELL NO ONE. xo xo.

Jason? This is NOT FUNNY. You give Alphonse back this instant!!

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From:[info]luv_kat_lacerda
Date:November 28th, 2010 04:01 am (UTC)
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Giraffe? Really?

P.S. Who signs ransom notes with kisses and hugs?
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From:[info]matt_bomer
Date:November 28th, 2010 04:03 am (UTC)
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Giraffe? Really?

Yes. He's my lucky giraffe. He lives in my locker. He's very special to me.

P.S. Who signs ransom notes with kisses and hugs?

Jason Tyler, because he thinks he's OH SO FUNNY.
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From:[info]tyler
Date:November 28th, 2010 04:04 am (UTC)
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P.S. Who signs ransom notes with kisses and hugs?

You know, I was just wondering that myself.
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From:[info]luv_kat_lacerda
Date:November 28th, 2010 04:10 am (UTC)
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Jason, shame on you. One should never mess with one's . . . lucky giraffe. Tsk.

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From:[info]tyler
Date:November 28th, 2010 04:12 am (UTC)
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Why does everyone always assume it's me?!?!?!?!
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From:[info]matt_bomer
Date:November 28th, 2010 04:13 am (UTC)
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Because when it comes to the harassment of one Mr Matthew Bomer (aka ME), it's ALWAYS you.
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From:[info]luv_kat_lacerda
Date:November 28th, 2010 08:39 am (UTC)
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Because only you would sign a ransom note with hugs and kisses. Unless . . . it was Matt himself in a bid for sympathy.
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From:[info]tyler
Date:November 28th, 2010 04:12 am (UTC)
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You know, it's very hurtful the way you always blame everything on me.

I might cry, Matt. How would you feel then?
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From:[info]matt_bomer
Date:November 28th, 2010 04:14 am (UTC)
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It's always, always you. You love getting a rise out of me. Well, I'm sure you're just loving this. Give him back! You know how special he is.

I might cry, Matt. How would you feel then?

It'd be so, so, so justified and appropriate after the way you've been so mean to me all these years.
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From:[info]tyler
Date:November 28th, 2010 04:22 am (UTC)
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It isn't always me! The yogurt wasn't me, was it? See?

Mean to you. Pfft. You love me and you know it.
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From:[info]matt_bomer
Date:November 28th, 2010 04:45 am (UTC)
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Okay, no, the yogurt wasn't you. I'll give you that.

You love me and you know it.

No, you are my least favourite person ever. Especially now that you've kidnapped Alphonse.
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From:[info]m_charlize
Date:November 28th, 2010 05:10 am (UTC)
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Given that the abductors have made plain their intention to contact you directly, do you have your surveillance and strike teams in place for when they do?
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From:[info]matt_bomer
Date:November 28th, 2010 05:26 am (UTC)
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Hm, no, but I really should. I think this calls for rabid badgers.
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From:[info]cassidyhaley
Date:November 28th, 2010 08:47 am (UTC)
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No one should ever mess with a man's lucky giraffe. That's just cold. I'm happy to help in any way needed to get him back.
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From:[info]matt_bomer
Date:November 28th, 2010 09:37 pm (UTC)
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Yes, I absolutely agree! Thank you for the offer--I'll let you know if there's anything I need you to do. Of course, if you see the nefarious Mr Tyler, you could just give him a very hard time for me. I'd appreciate it and will definitely repay the favour.
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From:[info]cit_zack
Date:November 29th, 2010 10:07 am (UTC)
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WOW, SOMEone has far too much time on their hands ;)
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From:[info]matt_bomer
Date:November 30th, 2010 03:39 am (UTC)
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SOMEone is a big jerk! :(
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From:[info]cit_zack
Date:November 30th, 2010 03:41 am (UTC)
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I think SOME should get a better sense of humour and play along because it's funny. And.... it's a stuffed animal. :)
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From:[info]matt_bomer
Date:November 30th, 2010 03:42 am (UTC)
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But it's not funny on the basic principle that somebody took it from my locker and the one guy who knows my combo? Didn't steal it!
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From:[info]cit_zack
Date:November 30th, 2010 03:44 am (UTC)
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Okay good point.... but maybe he's not the only one with the combo?
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From:[info]matt_bomer
Date:November 30th, 2010 03:45 am (UTC)
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And that possibility worries me.

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