January 22nd, 2011
|tyler||10:37 pm - Matthew Staton Bomer|
WTF is going on here?
|Date:||January 23rd, 2011 07:28 am (UTC)|| |
I don't know, but if I get sacked by some lineman, I don't think that those pads are gonna do much.
I suspect you're naked from the waist down. Run out on the field like that, and you WILL get sacked by linemen.
If the linemen are into that sort of thing.
I could probably find some.
|Date:||January 23rd, 2011 07:34 am (UTC)|| |
Yeah, I just bet you could.
You know, I've been sitting here trying to come up with an appropriate (or inappropriate) you in a football locker room joke, but I just can't get the ball in the air. It's like, too many jokes, can't pick one!
I think that's because it's too damn easy. I mean, seriously. Me? Locker room? Big, burly, hotass football players? WHEE!
|Date:||January 23rd, 2011 07:44 am (UTC)|| |
I know. It's almost like you're easy or something.
Oh! Kind of like how you look in this picture!
I mean seriously, Matthew, could you spread your legs any wider?
Wait--I already know the answer to that. Yes. Yes you can.
Wait, wait. I've got two other options here:
I mean, let's keep making
this really easy.
|Date:||January 23rd, 2011 07:52 am (UTC)|| |
You're shameless, you know that? Absolutely shameless.
I'm pretty much dressed like this right now, and I've got some time off. So do you, I checked your schedule.
Bring the strawberry syrup.