I know. It's almost like you're easy or something.

Oh! Kind of like how you look in this picture!



I mean seriously, Matthew, could you spread your legs any wider?

Wait--I already know the answer to that. Yes. Yes you can.

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Wait, wait. I've got two other options here:



or



I mean, let's keep making me this really easy.

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You're shameless, you know that? Absolutely shameless.



I'm pretty much dressed like this right now, and I've got some time off. So do you, I checked your schedule.

Bring the strawberry syrup.

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FUCK yeah. On my way.

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