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formerly "garochi" (but I'm okay now!) ([info]jar) wrote in [info]clairvoyantwank,
@ 2006-08-26 18:10:00


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Current mood:wtf
Entry tags:fanart, fandom: lotr

Crystal Wank Returns: The Clone Wars.
Yet another photoshop filter "artist".

Nothing in the comments yet, so I'm putting this here, though the post is wanky all on its own I think. Is there really anything else I can say that hasn't been said before? You know, other than "WHEN WILL THEY EVER LEARN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IT BURNS".

(Taken from [info]wank_report).

ETA: And there's some questioning of her methods in a LOTR comm she x-posted the pics to. She tries to explain herself, people seem to be extremely gullible believe her when she says they're real.

This is my BOGGLE face.




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[info]aerobot
2006-08-26 08:29 am UTC (link)
I almost heard the sound of a thousand art teachers screaming in agony before being suddenly silenced.

And me. BECAUSE I CAN TELL ACTUAL CHARCOAL FROM A FUCKING FILTER.

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(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2006-08-26 05:19 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-08-26 08:34 am UTC (link)
But... that...

I don't know shite about art, but even I know that's not charcoal! .__.

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(no subject) - [info]lexin, 2006-08-26 11:01 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]lexin, 2006-08-26 05:31 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]luthe, 2006-08-27 12:57 am UTC
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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-08-27 04:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2006-08-27 07:35 am UTC

flightstothesea
2006-08-26 08:46 am UTC (link)
Oh goody. I can't wait.

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[info]sarai
2006-08-26 08:58 am UTC (link)
I love how the first comment in there is like "it's excellent~" It reminds me of all the glowing reviews of shitty fanfic on FFnet.

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(no subject) - [info]jar, 2006-08-26 09:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarai, 2006-08-26 09:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wickedlester, 2006-08-26 07:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-08-26 05:11 pm UTC

eviemouse
2006-08-26 09:15 am UTC (link)
Ack, forget that first comment. I wasn't awake.

She has comments in her comm post, complete with being called on it and trying to explain (awkwardly). I'm no expert, but wouldn't you need quite a lot of water to make all the strokes go away?

And they look just like the movie shots, only they're ugly. They glow.

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(no subject) - flightstothesea, 2006-08-26 09:19 am UTC
(no subject) - eviemouse, 2006-08-26 09:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2006-08-26 10:44 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]roonil_wazlib, 2006-08-26 09:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-08-29 10:16 am UTC

eviemouse
2006-08-26 09:31 am UTC (link)
Another, with some explanations that seem odd, too.

And another. People are so gullible.

And I fail at HTML, too.

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(no subject) - [info]jar, 2006-08-26 09:35 am UTC
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[info]princessdot
2006-08-26 09:41 am UTC (link)
~shakes head~

Ay ya yay, where has this child been in the last few years? Under a Photoshopped rock?

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eviemouse
2006-08-26 10:26 am UTC (link)
I'm an artist!

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us

Two steps, three minutes. Probably I should have unsharpened it more and made the eyes glow some more, but oh well...

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(no subject) - [info]wickedlester, 2006-08-26 04:22 pm UTC
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(no subject) - eviemouse, 2006-08-26 04:55 pm UTC
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[info]sheep
2006-08-26 10:57 am UTC (link)
My charcoals just commited suicide in disgust.

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[info]arabel
2006-08-26 11:29 am UTC (link)
Ugh, calling utter shenanigans from over here, too. If she's using charcoal, how come the greys in the first and fourth are almost perfectly matched across nearly all of the image?

Has anyone managed to track down the original screencaps yet? It'd be wonderful to be able to do a comparison. I had a quick check through Google and found nothing...

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(no subject) - eviemouse, 2006-08-26 11:38 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]littleshebear, 2006-08-26 11:13 pm UTC

[info]ceadsearc
2006-08-26 11:48 am UTC (link)
Oh, so here we go:
LOTR obsession--check.
Original art that matches photographs--check.
Disability or life threatening illness--check.

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(no subject) - [info]jar, 2006-08-26 11:51 am UTC
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[info]verpon
2006-08-26 12:03 pm UTC (link)
I just love the use of self-depricating false modesty and misguided flattery.

"You mean my pictures are so fabulous, outstanding and perfect that you thought I'd done them with strange tech-mology? (which I must add I so totally don't know how to use at all) Wow, thank you so much! I always thought they were really, really rubbish. So rubbish in fact that I scanned them all and posted them all over the place"

A masterful strategy for dealing with any doubters or indeed anyone with eyes.

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(no subject) - [info]hickorydickory, 2006-08-26 09:35 pm UTC
How's this?
[info]pokecheck
2006-08-26 12:10 pm UTC (link)


It's not perfectly to scale, but, uh, it sorta doesn't have to be.

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Re: How's this? - [info]jar, 2006-08-26 12:12 pm UTC
Re: How's this? - [info]pokecheck, 2006-08-26 12:30 pm UTC
Re: How's this? - winterfox, 2006-08-26 01:14 pm UTC
Re: How's this? - eviemouse, 2006-08-26 01:35 pm UTC
Re: How's this? - [info]sheep, 2006-08-26 02:14 pm UTC
Re: How's this? - [info]aerobot, 2006-08-26 02:41 pm UTC
Re: How's this? - [info]lexin, 2006-08-26 03:52 pm UTC
Re: How's this? - [info]smo, 2006-08-26 05:25 pm UTC
Re: How's this? - [info]squib, 2006-08-26 10:05 pm UTC
Re: How's this? - [info]pokecheck, 2006-08-27 02:02 am UTC
Re: How's this? - [info]squib, 2006-08-27 02:23 am UTC
Re: How's this? - [info]redcoast, 2006-08-27 04:18 am UTC
Re: How's this? - [info]pokecheck, 2006-08-27 01:17 pm UTC
Re: How's this? - [info]hallidae, 2006-08-26 10:23 pm UTC
Re: How's this? - (Anonymous), 2006-08-27 11:51 am UTC
Re: How's this? - (Anonymous), 2006-08-27 04:08 pm UTC

[info]adora_spintriae
2006-08-26 12:27 pm UTC (link)
Her charcole is pastede on yay.

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(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2006-08-26 12:29 pm UTC
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[info]sheep
2006-08-26 02:12 pm UTC (link)
HP is having its own picwank of the same nature, according to wank report.

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(no subject) - [info]stopthatgirl7, 2006-08-28 09:11 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-08-26 02:30 pm UTC (link)
O_o. Dude. Obvious Photoshop filter is obvious. . .and not only that, but. . .what's the point of *exact copies* of highly recognizable shots from the movie? Ain't the point of fanart--oh, I don't know--drawing the characters in scenes which did *not* appear in the movie/original work? Or at least in a, you know, original style? I mean, WTF? XD

-fledermaus

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(no subject) - [info]edana_ni_emer, 2006-08-27 02:52 pm UTC
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[info]brown_betty
2006-08-26 02:54 pm UTC (link)
Man, I don't know from photshop, but I do know bad cropping. And that, my friend, is cropping.

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[info]spawn_of_kong
2006-08-26 03:04 pm UTC (link)
At first when I read this post's title, I thought the wank was Star Wars related. Although it is nice to have some new LotR wank.

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eviemouse
2006-08-26 03:06 pm UTC (link)
I could swear that there was another comment calling photoshop on the bottom of that "lordoftherings" post, but it has magically disappeared.

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(no subject) - [info]tunxeh, 2006-08-26 03:28 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]syldana, 2006-08-26 08:04 pm UTC

[info]gal_montag
2006-08-26 03:13 pm UTC (link)
They're not even filtered skillfully. Heavy use of the blur tool. I don't know how people would be fooled by that.

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(no subject) - [info]littleshebear, 2006-08-26 04:57 pm UTC

[info]emiweebee
2006-08-26 03:36 pm UTC (link)
"I get the same thing with my writing. I am just tired of explaining. Thank you for commenting."

Sounds like someone also has some plagiarism issues.

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(no subject) - [info]rhrsoulmates, 2006-08-26 06:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rhrsoulmates, 2006-08-26 07:00 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-08-26 03:47 pm UTC (link)
O_o;;;; NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Charcoal can't be done like that.
-Kitty Yami

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[info]wickedlester
2006-08-26 04:29 pm UTC (link)
Last time I checked, charcoal did not equal fuzzy blur. Did that change when I wasn't looking?

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[info]hallidae
2006-08-26 04:33 pm UTC (link)
Well hot damn. Why did I bother having to spend hours scrubbing smears from all over my skin and clothes, and spend a week sneezing black boogers from breathing charcoal dust while working on my class projects, when I could have just popped into photoshop and gotten the same results with so much less effort and mess?

::eyeroll:: Like any art teacher would actually believe that was hand done charcoal work.

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[info]doomsday
2006-08-26 04:47 pm UTC (link)
My icon is not impressed.

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