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I come not to praise Caesar, but to bury him... in Pepsi Vgifts.
In which our intrepid permies debate the wisdom of sending a gazillion imaginary bottles of Pepsi to the LJ Overlords.

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Concerns about loosing one's account! Which gave me horrible mental pictures of their squamous LJ slouching towards San Francisco.

You have good points...but hah hah I have... worse ones! Granted, ones that aren't very likely, but still! Ha! (Also, sending Pepsi Vgifts to Barakb25 could possibly cause puppies to explode and mom's apple pie to taste like horse apple pie. Just don't!)

I don't know what the hell this is but she sure loves her car! Okay! Bonus points for making me unsure if she's actually being sarcastic or not! (Hint- she's not.)

If you send a Vgift, you're committing vandalism. Or something. She's since downgraded the situation from "high school shenanigans" to "grade school tactics."

And the Barak Pepsi spam was up around 280, last I saw. Similar situations abound in the news, LJ_biz, and feedback communities.

Bonus HP/PMx fanfic on LJ_biz's page.

ETA: This morning, we mourn the passing of you, Riot Post. Without your snarky call to protest, kids will grow up a world without.. something or another.

I have no idea why it was deleted. So instead, here's some profile pages with Pepsis all over them:
http://www.livejournal.com/manage/vgift.bml?u=lj_biz
http://www.livejournal.com/manage/vgift.bml?u=news
http://www.livejournal.com/manage/vgift.bml?u=paidmembers
http://www.livejournal.com/manage/vgift.bml?u=lj_releases (Bonus kashiichan bravado)
http://www.livejournal.com/manage/vgift.bml?u=lj_ads
http://www.livejournal.com/manage/vgift.bml?u=lj_design (Kashiichan? You again?)
http://www.livejournal.com/manage/vgift.bml?u=lj_maintenance (Awwwww....)
http://www.livejournal.com/manage/vgift.bml?u=feedback

In conclusion- I am thirsty as hell right now.

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Re: Alright, But I demand cookies and beer.

stellar_dust
2007-08-18 06:20 pm UTC (link)

So it's supposed to be, um ...

"Now that I've turned 18," said Ginny, "Harry's going to want to have sex with me, isn't he?"
"It's not so bad, not even the first time," said Hermione, handing her a Diet Pepsi MAX to calm her.
"That's right," said Luna, sipping her Pepsi MAX. "Cho used a bottle. It only hurt a little."
"But I don't know anything!" Ginny said. "Until I turned 18 I couldn't even know sex existed!"
"That's why we've sat you down with a nice bottle of Diet Pepsi MAX," said Cho. "Ask anything."
Luna fingered her necklace, made of Diet Pepsi MAX caps. "Anything about sex, that is."
"Okay," said Ginny, with a sip of Pepsi. "Well... is it true you can get pregnant from sex?"
"Not if you use Pepsi bottles instead!" said Hermione brightly. "That's what I make Ron do."
"On him or on you?" asked Cho, curious. "Both! Well, until that time he got stuck."
"There are other ways you can use Diet Pepsi MAX to not end up up the duff," said Luna.
Hermione nodded. "You can drink Diet Pepsi MAX instead of sex. It's almost as much fun!"
"And if Harry complains, hit him on the head with your bottle of Diet Pepsi MAX."
Cho drank a caffeinated gulp and vibrated a little. "Violence is better than sex anyway."
"Or I heard that you can put Pepsi, um, up you, after," said Cho, "and then you're safe."
"That's what Cedric said. Of course we didn't think about sex, because we weren't 18."
"That's what Fleur meant by douche!" said Ginny. "I was underage, I thought she showered in Pepsi."
"It's true, Pepsi kills man-juice," said Luna. "I asked Snape, and he said, so it must be true."
"And the extra caffiene in DIET PEPSI MAX increases the acidity, which helps," said Hermione.
"And it brings your ancestors back from the dead!" added Cho, with a touch of racism for flavor.

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