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The 5 Most Baffling Sex Scenes in the History of Fanfiction

When traveling in the vast, anonymous, lawless expanse known as the Internet, it's a given that you're going to run into some weird shit. Maybe none of it is weirder than the world of erotic fanfiction.

This is where fans lovingly write up tales of, say, Legolas and Gimli going at it, in excruciating detail. But dig deeper and you find stories featuring such random matchups of character that it'll send your mind, and boner, reeling:

Captain Jean-Luc Picard Meets Elrond From Lord of the Rings; Sex Ensues

Fred and George Weasley from Harry Potter Hook Up With Lance Bass of N*SYNC

Frank N. Furter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show Meets a Highlander

Indiana Jones Has His Way with Lord Voldemort

Dr. McKay From Stargate Atlantis Beds a Comic Strip Character Somehow 

The mocking continues in the comments (151 of them) with surprisingly little wank at first, even from some of the authors, who make cameos and take the mocking in good humor.  Had it stayed like that, I might have posted this over in fandom_lounge.  However, the wank from the Indiana Jones fans starts up in the later comments.  They seem to blame the Harry Potter fans.  It looks like there might be more wank on the horizon.