caito
2008-11-13 12:07 am UTC (link)

This is the wank that will not die
It's an endless wank supply
Rowling took the book to court because it broke some laws
And RDR keeps arguing forever just because

This is the wank that will not die
Makes Cleolinda ask God why
Bloggers keep rehashing until Hell freezes over
And meanwhile all the wankas, 'specially Cleo, dive for cover

This is the wank that will not die
Despite a chart that looks like pie
And we keep on posting it each time despite the flack
'Cause we're addicted to the wank because it tastes like crack

This is the wank that will not die...

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	ariadne484 2008-11-13 05:56 pm UTC (link)
	sings along (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sheep 2008-11-13 12:48 am UTC (link)
	http://www.leakylounge.com/WB-JKR-vs-RDR-Part-17-t64828.html&pid=1706056&st=360#entry1706056 May be worth keeping an eye on. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	sheep 2008-11-13 01:02 am UTC (link)
	http://rattlesnakeroot.livejournal.com/ Maybe here too. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	platedlizard 2008-11-13 01:28 am UTC (link)
	cleolinda is weeping mightily. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	platedlizard 2008-11-13 01:34 am UTC (link)
	And Jaayus, RDR, you got off easily! $6,700 and something change, it could have been so much worse. Bite the bullet, thank your lucky stars, and move on. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	cleolinda 2008-11-13 02:40 am UTC (link)
	Do I... should I post on FW? I... I don't even know anymore. (You can see the depth of my suffering through the stutter-typing.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cleolinda 2008-11-13 02:51 am UTC (link)
	You know what? I'm gonna let it go. It was a year on November 1st. I am officially done. Anyone who wants to post Lexicon stuff from here on out, have at it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	caito 2008-11-13 03:42 am UTC (link)
	I'll do it if you give me a hug and a kiss and a pat on the bum. (And if I can refer to myself as "I Can't Believe It's Not Cleo!") (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kefanii 2008-11-13 05:46 pm UTC (link)
	If anyone is going to do this for another year, surely they will need the help of Sugitchi. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	agent_hyatt 2008-11-13 06:35 pm UTC (link)
	You should use one of the "not Cleo" Galadriel icons. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tofuknight 2008-11-13 06:37 pm UTC (link)
	I had one that had Galadriel saying "I already know your thoughts on yaoi". Is that what you were talking about? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	caito 2008-11-13 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	Where can I find one, do you know? I haven't gone icon-hunting since I went exclusively Sugitchi. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	photosinensis 2008-11-13 06:09 am UTC (link)
	Ah, wisdom. Why must you come at the terrible price of sanity? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	platedlizard 2008-11-13 02:54 am UTC (link)
	Between this and the latest Twilight incident I can feel your trauma from over here. I was going to offer to post it for you, but then I got too scared. Maybe someone else can? ~~or maybe someone will give me enough booze~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cleolinda 2008-11-13 03:08 am UTC (link)
	Whoever wants it can have it. The Twilight Tour of Terror drama is fascinating, though. I just hope no one gets seriously hurt. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lyrangalia 2008-11-13 04:24 am UTC (link)
	There's been more Twilight drama since the author-flounce?! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cleolinda 2008-11-13 04:38 am UTC (link)
	Oh, good God, yes. There was a 3000+ fangirl RIOT in San Francisco over a Robert Pattinson meet-and-greet event: http://cleolinda.livejournal.com/tag/tour+of+terror Highlight: the video where RPattz called Stephenie Meyer out on publishing her sexual fantasy. Also the parts where the Twats made contact. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lyrangalia 2008-11-13 04:44 am UTC (link)
	Gaaaaaaaaaah. I love Twilight drama, but am too afraid of catching the crazy to go seeking it. rushes off to read Though the girl who wished someone a miscarriage for not liking Twilight was kind of astonishing. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	eilisliana 2008-11-13 05:05 am UTC (link)
	I've come to avoid your Twi-spam like the plague lately because the crazy is getting to dangerous and scary levels. :/ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cleolinda 2008-11-13 05:37 am UTC (link)
	See, that's why I put it in separate entries now, so people can do that. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mcity 2008-11-13 04:37 am UTC (link)
	You cannot deny it's emotional impact. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	staroverthebay 2008-11-13 07:53 am UTC (link)
	I really don't think we should expect Cleo to cover this. She's done more than enough already. (Reply to this)