Oh, Heroes
A self-described "pseudonymous" source tipped this bawwwesome, bawwwwful wank-in-the-making to me.
I don't watch Heroes, but here is my source's description:
Heroes is kind of not such a great show as in "great show," but more like "trainwreck." And they've been retconning these two characters like whoa in order to justify a romantic story line between the two. And then this picture came out, it's a spoiler for an upcoming episode, and it looks like he killed her."
(I want to take one last moment to remind you that these links discuss spoilers, so know what you're clicking.)
My source then pointed me to the
sylarelle community on livejournal, specifically here and here, where people go a little bonkers trying to come up with explanations for the picture, you know, to save their ship. Theories include "they're faking her death!"; "it's a dream sequence!"; and "it's not Kristen Bell, it's Ali Larter!"
I also found this in the
mylar_fic community.
Clairvoyant because, well, if the Sylarelle ship sinks, there will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth, but also gleeful dancing by other shippers, I guess.