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defensiveness, flounce, mmorpgs, think of the children!

Do my homework for me, and I'll stop being crazy

A sequel to the Warhammer 40k conspiracy-theory, kerfuffle and flounce seems to be brewing. The page was finally updated on Friday, saying that the non-asshole half of the Internet is cordially invited for Seven Days to submit good, constructive criticism of her former page, which all those mean emails bullied her into taking down (except she really just moved it, it's even still linked on the front page, where irate "death gamers" will never notice it).

But! If she gets "even ONE nasty email," the old page will ~~have its URL changed back~~ go back up, factual errors and all, and it'll be all everybody else's fault. (She is also an Internet Evil Genius, hiding the true feedback email within cleverly designed paragraphs of tl;dr.)

Four days and counting!

ETA: Been a month, no sign of a new update. Darn.

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	brennalarose 2009-08-26 12:59 am UTC (link)
	So... She wants us to kiss up to her or she'll keep calling us evil? Did somebody tell her we gave a rat's ass? (Reply to this)

seiberwing
2009-08-26 02:32 pm UTC (link)

My god...it's made of lulz.

One last thing, I buried the email addy down here at the bottom in order to force reading of this whole thing in order to weed out anyone who can't be bothered to hear anything I'm saying and only want to send me nastygrams and who will totally ignore the questions and will refuse to even attempt to be civil. The email address listed beneath this paragraph is bogus and is only there to divert folks who only want to try to do damage. Is that totally silly? Yes it is. But you only live once so what the heck.

I imagine her giggling and rubbing her hands together at how clever she is to defeat all those gamers incapable of reading four paragraphs.

ONE MORE THING: If I get even ONE nasty email from anyone at the new dedicated address set up specifically to hear from YOU, this whole thing will be OFF instantly AND the old page goes right back up AS IS. That will end all further communication forever. Also I will publish any such email so your gaming community will know who to thank and you can tell them why you're such a twit and don't think anyone else matters except yourself.

Because the gaming community is going to be so upset that a page that's already there is going back up. Heck, they probably want it up just to laugh at it.

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