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issendai ([info]issendai) wrote in [info]clairvoyantwank,
@ 2006-02-23 23:16:00


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Entry tags:health/medical, person: fatfamily, pregnancy

Pregnant without a uterus
This isn't so much a wank as an almighty steaming pile of WTF that's just begging to explode into wank. From [info]wank_report:

FatFamily02 has a bit of a history on ehealthforum. She insists she's 32 weeks pregnant with twins, despite not having a uterus, and despite the doctors not being able to find anything on an ultrasound. But she's pregnant, dammit, because... well...

But I know I am pregnant, I dont care what she found or didnt find. God says "touch not my glory". He will not share his glory with anyone, and if dr's find it too soon, then they can say---'i saved her, it was me". And god says what I do, I will not need any help from human hands, and I will perfect it. For my glory!!!!!! She didnt even look at my ovaries, and my bladder looked like something was pressing down on it. Every thing was like a milky white in there. (like water bag) she said my intestines were in the way. She dint even look for baby, she did abdominal ultrasound to see my organs. That's it. And I told her baby laying on my back. She dint even try and look for it. I just know there is no way to try and tell the sceptics yet, but I do have new appt for this monday for ultrasound resullts and I will ask her to do an mri, or ct scan.
She has proof that abdominal ectopic pregnancies do happen, and waves it about wildly. She even knows someone else who went through it voluntarily:
Another good friend of mine---this is her friend--she had been having trouble carrying to term. The fertility Dr said one more thing to try. I can remove your uterus--since it is not bringing about viable pregnancy's. Then I can implant into your abdomen. She carried baby uneventful until 7 1/2 months. She was involved in a major car accident--the baby was killed. Mother is fine.
Also:

Women with ectopic pregnancies should be given the choice to keep the pregnancy.

Pictures! And a fair amount of bullshit-calling. This thread contains her full account of how she got pregnant without a uterus.

Pictures of her at 20.5 and 22.5 weeks.

Stop slandering her! You can't prove it's fake!

She's due on April Fool's Day. (But I doubt it's a hoax.)

There are a few people calling bullshit and even more are just humoring her, but she has a surprising number of supporters. (Including a number who pop into one thread to claim that they, too have abdominal pregnancies.) Right now things are low-key, but between FatFamily02's constant proselytizing and her approaching due date, it's bound to explode.

ETA: Took it to [info]otf_wank.


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[info]herongale
2006-02-24 05:00 am UTC (link)
Honestly? This wank looks like it's TOTALLY ready for the big time. Off to otf_wank with you!

*the above is the viewpoint of one Herongale and does not necessarily represent the viewpoint of Herongales everywhere, let alone mods of any journalfen site*

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[info]issendai
2006-02-24 05:03 am UTC (link)
*laughs* I wasn't sure because there's no one big kerfuffle, just a low-level chronic rumble. If that's enough, though, I'll take it over there.

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(no subject) - [info]herongale, 2006-02-24 05:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]issendai, 2006-02-24 05:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]herongale, 2006-02-24 05:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2006-02-25 04:47 am UTC
fatfamily 02
(Anonymous)
2006-03-08 07:22 pm UTC (link)
If you only knew the truth! If it is so impossible, she has made a real splash in cyberspace!

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Re: fatfamily 02 - [info]issendai, 2006-03-08 07:49 pm UTC
This mouse's IP matches "Fatfamily02"'s below. - [info]issendai, 2006-03-08 11:08 pm UTC
Re: This mouse's IP matches "Fatfamily02"'s below. - (Anonymous), 2006-03-09 06:15 pm UTC
Re: This mouse's IP matches "Fatfamily02"'s below. - [info]issendai, 2006-03-09 11:27 pm UTC
Re: This mouse's IP matches "Fatfamily02"'s below. - (Anonymous), 2006-03-10 01:26 am UTC
Re: This mouse's IP matches "Fatfamily02"'s below. - [info]issendai, 2006-03-10 01:30 am UTC

[info]scootermcgaffin
2006-02-24 05:04 am UTC (link)
I'm confused. Couldn't she just have a blood pregnancy test done? So she would know for sure? And then if she was pregnant she could, like, post the results? And then, best of all, she would be able to make sure that, if there really, truly is a baby on her stomach, then it's, like, you know...healthy.

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[info]issendai
2006-02-24 05:07 am UTC (link)
All the regular tests come out negative, and the more complicated hormonal tests give contradictory results. According to her, that's common for abdominal pregnancies.

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(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2006-02-24 05:10 am UTC

[info]hysteria
2006-02-24 05:06 am UTC (link)
Ah Nenis, what a stand up "cristian" you are. :)

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[info]sailorjpg
2006-02-24 05:22 am UTC (link)
FatFamily02: "Every morning when I get up one baby is pushing so hard up into my ribcage that it makes my heart beat in my head. The one on the back side can hardly move now, because he is pressed between my ribs and my back bone. Feels like it will bust out anyday."

Diamondsz:"If joanna truly were indeed pregnant two fetuses would show up on the u/s because they would have attached themselves in the abdominal cavity which a pelvic u/s would pick up. As well at 30 weeks . . .the placenta has built itself on an organ thats function is vital . . ."


I'm sorry, but I'm picturing two un-fully formed feotuses (Feotii?) just growing too big and heavy for FatFamily's body, her skin just splitting open, and the things just FALLING OUT, chased by FatFamily's intestines, and other useful organs.

See what faith does? See? SEE?!

*Uses appropriate icon*

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(no subject) - [info]scootermcgaffin, 2006-02-24 05:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sennet, 2006-02-24 02:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-02-24 03:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sennet, 2006-02-24 03:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-02-24 03:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sennet, 2006-02-24 03:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-02-24 03:31 pm UTC

[info]pink_lightning
2006-02-24 06:15 am UTC (link)
*twists head around*

Are pregger bellies supposed to sag like that around the edge?

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(no subject) - [info]saralina25, 2006-02-24 06:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pink_lightning, 2006-02-24 06:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]issendai, 2006-02-24 05:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sailorjpg, 2006-02-24 06:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pink_lightning, 2006-02-24 06:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sailorjpg, 2006-02-24 06:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]b_jellybean, 2006-02-24 06:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]prettypinkkitty, 2006-03-09 05:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sennet, 2006-02-24 01:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]missm, 2006-02-24 02:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pink_lightning, 2006-02-24 11:20 pm UTC

[info]saralina25
2006-02-24 06:31 am UTC (link)
Normally it's the batshit that prevents me from reading a wank. This time it's the grammar and typos. *shudder* I can't read another post with the word "isnce" in it.

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[info]gun
2006-02-24 07:01 am UTC (link)
Those pictures are hilariously fake. I love them.

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[info]wankismyfandom
2006-02-24 08:51 am UTC (link)
Holy goddamn, that's a lot of crazy.

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(no subject) - [info]wankismyfandom, 2006-02-24 08:52 am UTC

[info]kijikun
2006-02-24 01:06 pm UTC (link)
That so grade A crazy there.

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Now, I don't usually say things like this, but...
[info]sennet
2006-02-24 01:57 pm UTC (link)
Bitch, you just fat. ¬_¬

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Re: Now, I don't usually say things like this, but... - [info]smo, 2006-02-24 03:15 pm UTC
Re: Now, I don't usually say things like this, but... - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2006-02-24 06:13 pm UTC

[info]camilla
2006-02-24 02:43 pm UTC (link)
When I was six months along, my husband was too!
Five years later, we're still waiting for his baby (all right, so he shaped up and looks only three months pregnant now).

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(no subject) - [info]sennet, 2006-02-24 03:04 pm UTC

[info]splorch
2006-02-24 03:23 pm UTC (link)
I read wank like this and I pray to God to make Dr. House real. I would pay good money to see that.

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-02-24 03:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2006-02-24 06:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ella_w, 2006-02-25 07:05 pm UTC

[info]narcissam
2006-02-24 04:00 pm UTC (link)
I wish I hadn't read this. It just makes me feel very, very ill.

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[info]tekenduis
2006-02-24 06:42 pm UTC (link)
She has made me see the light. I'm going to start going back to dotChurch and praying to dotGod.

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[info]queencallipygos
2006-02-24 07:20 pm UTC (link)
If you scroll down a little ways in the first "pictures" link, there's a moment when in the middle of responding to someone it seems she decides that they're possessed and actually tries to cast out demons on the internet.

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(no subject) - [info]komorebi, 2006-02-25 03:32 am UTC

[info]sennet
2006-02-24 11:15 pm UTC (link)
I totally agree with everyone. Her stomach is definitely growing

What the? Of course it is! SHE'S GETTING FATTER.

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[info]daylightsparks
2006-02-25 12:43 am UTC (link)
Oy vey... Look at her sequence of "evidence" photos - at "10 weeks" she should barely even be showing, but her belly is nearly big as it is at "29 weeks." She claims to be having twins, but at "29 weeks" she's not nearly big enough. Besides the fact that the babies would show up on ultrasound and any halfway competent practitioner would be able to palpate fetal parts.

I wonder how this is going to turn out after they open her up and don't find any "God warriors" inside.

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[info]brown_betty
2006-02-25 12:47 am UTC (link)
Hysterical Pregnancy, yo. Hysteria in the modern, not Greek meaning.

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[info]wrazn
2006-02-25 12:59 am UTC (link)
Hm, causes for a big belly:

Fat
Feces
Fluid
Flatus
Fetus
Filthy big tumor
Full bladder
Fibroids
False pregnancy

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[info]platedlizard
2006-02-25 03:53 am UTC (link)
This is definitely ready for the big time. I've seen crazay like this before, but only on the bus after 8pm.

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have n e off u ever seen a million dollors?
(Anonymous)
2006-03-08 10:38 pm UTC (link)
that doesnt mean its not there. it doesnt mean that someday u cant hold a millin dollors in your hand. have u ever known that things were never gonna get better only for some kind of miracle to happen in your life that fixes everything? have u all gotten to old or to messed up in the head that u have forgotten what its like for dreams to come true. no that cant possibly be it cuz your all still able to ake insults like u were still 5 years old grow up all of u and find faith that u can hold on to no matter what at least she has done that weather u think shes crazy disturbed or just fat at least she has her faith.

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Re: have n e off u ever seen a million dollors? - [info]issendai, 2006-03-08 10:57 pm UTC
Re: have n e off u ever seen a million dollors? - (Anonymous), 2006-03-08 11:21 pm UTC
Re: have n e off u ever seen a million dollors? - [info]issendai, 2006-03-08 11:23 pm UTC
Re: have n e off u ever seen a million dollors? - (Anonymous), 2006-03-08 11:34 pm UTC
Re: have n e off u ever seen a million dollors? - [info]issendai, 2006-03-09 12:56 am UTC
Re: have n e off u ever seen a million dollors? - (Anonymous), 2006-03-09 01:09 am UTC
IP checks in aisle 69! - [info]princessdot, 2006-03-09 03:19 am UTC
Re: IP checks in aisle 69! - [info]issendai, 2006-03-09 06:03 am UTC
Re: IP checks in aisle 69! - (Anonymous), 2006-03-09 06:16 pm UTC
Re: IP checks in aisle 69! - (Anonymous), 2006-03-10 12:56 am UTC
Re: IP checks in aisle 69! - [info]issendai, 2006-03-10 01:12 am UTC
Re: IP checks in aisle 69! - (Anonymous), 2006-03-10 01:17 am UTC
Re: IP checks in aisle 69! - [info]issendai, 2006-03-10 01:19 am UTC
Re: have n e off u ever seen a million dollors? - [info]puipui, 2006-03-09 07:39 pm UTC
Re: have n e off u ever seen a million dollors? - [info]tekenduis, 2006-03-09 09:26 pm UTC
Re: have n e off u ever seen a million dollors? - (Anonymous), 2006-03-10 01:11 am UTC
Re: have n e off u ever seen a million dollors? - [info]issendai, 2006-03-10 01:18 am UTC
Re: have n e off u ever seen a million dollors? - (Anonymous), 2006-03-10 01:26 am UTC
Re: have n e off u ever seen a million dollors? - (Anonymous), 2006-03-10 01:30 am UTC
Re: have n e off u ever seen a million dollors? - [info]issendai, 2006-03-10 01:38 am UTC
Re: have n e off u ever seen a million dollors? - (Anonymous), 2006-03-10 01:46 am UTC
Re: have n e off u ever seen a million dollors? - [info]issendai, 2006-03-10 01:53 am UTC
Re: have n e off u ever seen a million dollors? - (Anonymous), 2006-03-10 01:57 am UTC
Re: have n e off u ever seen a million dollors? - [info]issendai, 2006-03-10 02:01 am UTC
Re: have n e off u ever seen a million dollors? - [info]tekenduis, 2006-03-10 02:59 am UTC
Re: have n e off u ever seen a million dollors? - [info]puipui, 2006-03-10 04:11 am UTC
Re: have n e off u ever seen a million dollors? - (Anonymous), 2006-03-10 01:31 pm UTC
Re: have n e off u ever seen a million dollors? - [info]puipui, 2006-03-10 08:30 pm UTC
Re: have n e off u ever seen a million dollors? - (Anonymous), 2006-03-11 03:56 am UTC
Re: have n e off u ever seen a million dollors? - (Anonymous), 2006-03-11 03:57 am UTC
Re: have n e off u ever seen a million dollors? - [info]issendai, 2006-03-11 04:40 am UTC
Re: have n e off u ever seen a million dollors? - [info]puipui, 2006-03-11 07:04 pm UTC
Re: have n e off u ever seen a million dollors? - (Anonymous), 2006-03-11 10:06 pm UTC
Re: have n e off u ever seen a million dollors? - [info]issendai, 2006-03-12 04:54 am UTC
Re: have n e off u ever seen a million dollors? - (Anonymous), 2006-03-12 10:45 pm UTC
Re: have n e off u ever seen a million dollors? - [info]issendai, 2006-03-13 12:03 am UTC
Re: have n e off u ever seen a million dollors? - [info]puipui, 2006-03-13 06:54 pm UTC
Re: have n e off u ever seen a million dollors? - [info]puipui, 2006-03-13 06:57 pm UTC
Re: have n e off u ever seen a million dollors? - [info]randomsome1, 2006-03-14 08:36 am UTC
this is fatfamily02---
(Anonymous)
2006-03-08 10:53 pm UTC (link)
hi all----some of this "paraphrasing" is kinda off---dont ya think.
if you are gonna guote me---do just that "guote me." i dont care if anyone believes. it is not a lie---watch the news you will see. my name is joanna wells, i live in seattle washington. watch the news!!!!

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Re: this is fatfamily02--- - [info]issendai, 2006-03-08 11:00 pm UTC
Re: this is fatfamily02--- - (Anonymous), 2006-03-08 11:39 pm UTC
Re: this is fatfamily02--- - [info]issendai, 2006-03-09 12:39 am UTC
Re: this is fatfamily02--- - (Anonymous), 2006-03-09 01:16 am UTC
Re: this is fatfamily02--- - [info]issendai, 2006-03-09 06:29 pm UTC
Joanna - [info]mrbimble, 2006-03-09 01:23 am UTC
Re: Joanna - [info]randomsome1, 2006-03-09 02:50 am UTC
Re: Joanna - [info]princessdot, 2006-03-09 03:21 am UTC
Re: Joanna - [info]camilla, 2006-03-09 03:50 am UTC
Re: Joanna - (Anonymous), 2006-03-09 05:04 am UTC
Re: Joanna - (Anonymous), 2006-03-09 05:06 am UTC
Re: Joanna - [info]issendai, 2006-03-09 05:53 am UTC
Re: Joanna - (Anonymous), 2006-03-09 06:22 pm UTC
Re: Joanna - [info]issendai, 2006-03-09 06:31 pm UTC
Re: Joanna - (Anonymous), 2006-03-09 06:19 pm UTC
Re: Joanna - (Anonymous), 2006-03-09 06:23 pm UTC
Re: Joanna - [info]platedlizard, 2006-03-11 03:27 am UTC
Re: Joanna - [info]issendai, 2006-03-09 06:16 am UTC
Re: Joanna - [info]daylightsparks, 2006-03-09 06:02 pm UTC
Re: this is fatfamily02--- - [info]gun, 2006-03-09 01:29 am UTC
Re: this is fatfamily02--- - [info]musette, 2006-03-09 06:19 am UTC
Re: this is fatfamily02--- - [info]tekenduis, 2006-03-09 09:28 pm UTC

 
   
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