To the delusional Snapefens' small credit I don't think that many of them have gone into paroxysms of glee at the thought of whapping Harry Potter or the Weasley children on the ass. *still squinty at Snapefen though*
That said, I've got to wonder at some of the fics I've found where the author takes an almost lurid, loving fascination in describing Snape smacking Harry's arse in some detail. D: (Yeah, I closed the browser once I realized what it was I was seeing.)
There's another fic I can't read because the author, highly praised by Snapefen, writes Harry as mistakenly flooing into Snape's house and Snape takes the chance to be a complete shitbag to Harry, without even the accountability that Dumbledore being nearby would have provided. WHY do people praise a fic like that?
If anyone - ANYONE - in the series needed a serious belting on the ass it'd have been Draco Malfoy.
PS. This? "FUCK YOU WITH A FISHSLICE ON FIRE" is made of win as a descriptive sentence.
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