May it please the judges, I bring before the court the matter of Heidi Tandy. The defendant stands accused of willful blindness
, asshattery in the first degree
, and insincerity in the first degree
. I do not bring this case forward as a result of any grudge or quarrel with the defendant, but out of respect for the rule of law and a desire to prevent a public e-lynching.
Proposed sentence: that the defendant, if found guilty, be stripped of BNF status and required to sit in the corner of fandom and think about her actions. Suggestions for other sentences are welcome.
What sayeth the court?