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Sep (lord of all I survey) ([info]sepiamagpie) wrote in [info]fandom_court,
@ 2006-02-22 19:36:00
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court is now in session, bitches
I've decided, as a representative of fandom wank, it's time to sue the [info]the_hms_stfu to take custody of all these goddamn harmonian wanks. And maybe lock them in a basement somewhere.

Present arguments for and against.


If in confusion, read userinfo. And then just do what Shoi and Juno did.
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[info]shoiryu
2006-02-23 02:41 am UTC (link)
FOR. I AM TIRED OF PAYING CHILD SUPPORT.

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[info]eljuno
2006-02-23 02:44 am UTC (link)
Arguments for:

Preexisting example of [info]dl_alon.

Preexisting comm to fill role like [info]dl_anon, only for Harmonian wank things, thus leading to less splitting of the comms.

Preexisting example of [info]political_wank, in the 'get it off my flist' way.

Stepchild is both ugly and redheaded and would look much more at home amongst its own kind.

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(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2006-02-23 02:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2006-02-23 02:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]farmercuerden, 2006-02-23 06:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2006-02-23 06:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]farmercuerden, 2006-02-23 10:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2006-02-27 03:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]darkeyes, 2006-02-23 03:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2006-02-23 03:17 am UTC

[info]snacky
2006-02-23 02:53 am UTC (link)
For, but with a proviso: that actual wanky stuff gets put onto [info]fandom_wank.

See previous example of [info]dl_anon, which kept the daily tinhat discussion, but when extremely wanky stuff came along, it got reported to [info]fandom_wank.

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(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2006-02-23 07:49 am UTC

[info]platedlizard
2006-02-23 02:56 am UTC (link)
For. Dear Deity, make it go away before I drown the lot of them in a bathtub.

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[info]krazycat
2006-02-23 03:24 am UTC (link)
For. I want wanks of different flavours, please. It was funny in July. But hey, look at that, IT'S FEBRUARY!

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[info]kijikun
2006-02-23 03:54 am UTC (link)
For.

Beucase the Penguins don't give a step about Ron/Harry Harry/whatsherface anymore.

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[info]pokecheck
2006-02-23 03:55 am UTC (link)
For. I almost missed the Gay Collossus wank.

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(no subject) - [info]the_wanlorn, 2006-02-23 03:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]exdee, 2006-03-19 09:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_wanlorn, 2006-03-19 09:36 pm UTC
(and if I was really talented, I'd put this in verse . . .)
[info]gloria_mundi
2006-02-23 03:56 am UTC (link)
El proviso itso facto que sera sera.

In which the party of the first part with the party of the second part do file against the third party of the tenth part in habitum core serviso mea culpa.

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2006-02-23 04:12 am UTC (link)
Against.

I like to see other people in pain.

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[info]white_serpent
2006-02-23 04:18 am UTC (link)
For.

I further move that they:

Throw away the key, weld the door shut, brick up the door, and throw away the bricklayer.

(So many thanks to Pratchett for the idea.)

We must banish them. I'm unable to come up with any original witticisms anymore. :(( Soon my brain will dissolve.

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(no subject) - [info]mousy_345e4, 2006-02-23 08:37 am UTC

[info]sisterelwood
2006-02-23 04:37 am UTC (link)
Hmm this is a hard one... I love watching those harmonians stew and emo. BUT- eeh, screw it-

Against.

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[info]luxshine
2006-02-23 04:43 am UTC (link)
For.

I mean, it's practically come to the point that F_W is Harmonian_Wank.

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[info]shakeandbake
2006-02-23 04:45 am UTC (link)
For. And I don't care who in the court I have to blow to get it.

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(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2006-02-23 04:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shakeandbake, 2006-02-23 04:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2006-02-23 05:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2006-02-23 05:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shakeandbake, 2006-02-24 04:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]apoplexia, 2006-02-23 09:51 am UTC

[info]pyratejenni
2006-02-23 04:49 am UTC (link)
Against. They'd probably resent the wank, abuse it, and get us all on CNN in a big (ex)Satanic ritual abuse scandal.

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[info]narcissam
2006-02-23 04:52 am UTC (link)
Objection! The HMS STFU is already in custody of the Harmonians, so this suit should be thrown out of court as utterly frivolous. In evidence of my claim, I'd like to point out that we have an Official Harmonian Custodian, namely principessa, whose JF is read by none other than every freaking member of the HMS Harmony Forums who comment at length there on a regular basis. HMS STFU is handling Harmony wanks every day like a 50s housewife, while the Deadbeat Dad that is Fandom Wank complains that too much strain is being put on him by a weekly visit.

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(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2006-02-23 05:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]squeakytoy, 2006-02-23 05:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2006-02-23 05:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]farmercuerden, 2006-02-23 05:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sashenka, 2006-02-23 07:43 pm UTC

[info]expeliarbum
2006-02-23 04:56 am UTC (link)
Against. [info]the_hms_stfu already takes in most of the harmoanin wank and I want to see the wankas everywhere in pain too, not only the STFU members, as myself.

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(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2006-02-23 05:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]expeliarbum, 2006-02-23 05:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]esclaramonde, 2006-02-23 05:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]expeliarbum, 2006-02-23 05:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]esclaramonde, 2006-02-23 05:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2006-02-23 05:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]expeliarbum, 2006-02-23 05:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2006-02-23 05:32 am UTC

[info]loki
2006-02-23 05:20 am UTC (link)
FOR. LOTR had [info]dl_anon and it worked out okay. Save it for when it's truly batshit.

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[info]eljuno
2006-02-23 05:22 am UTC (link)
I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO MOVE THAT [info]the_hms_stfu CHANGE THEIR COMMENT PAGES BACK TO THE DEFAULT.

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(no subject) - [info]esclaramonde, 2006-02-23 05:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]qem_chibati, 2006-02-23 05:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2006-02-23 05:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]white_serpent, 2006-02-23 05:38 am UTC

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(no subject) - [info]squeakytoy, 2006-02-23 12:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]themonkeycabal, 2006-02-23 05:27 am UTC

[info]qem_chibati
2006-02-23 05:24 am UTC (link)
Against!!

Harmonian wank is a highly dangerous substance, and should be kept as dilute as possible. Allowing the Harmonian wank to accumulate in only the one location, is a highly irresponsible careless action that could indeed take out the entire internet if not managed carefully.

HMS_STFU does not have the resources to take on any more Harmonian wank than it does already.

Shame on you! Shame!! For pushing the poor overworked boat, thats less than a tenth the size of fandom_wank, to cover what Fandom_wank can not handle. Shame!!!

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[info]gun
2006-02-23 05:28 am UTC (link)
Against. The world at large needs to know about the infectious kind of crazy that is harmony wank, and frankly [info]fandom_wank has a bigger readership than [info]the_hms_stfu with their TL;DR attacks!

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[info]chaimonkey
2006-02-23 05:31 am UTC (link)
Against. I am moved by the [info]the_hms_stfuers' pleas and move to query as to why [info]fandom_wank won't just monitor the amount of attention it gives to Harmoanians in the first place.

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(no subject) - [info]gun, 2006-02-23 05:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2006-02-23 05:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gun, 2006-02-23 05:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2006-02-23 05:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gun, 2006-02-23 05:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2006-02-23 06:05 am UTC

[info]chaimonkey
2006-02-23 05:39 am UTC (link)
I would also like to move that [info]sepiamagpie cease tempting me with that icon to go and make chocolate covered strawberries, the ingredients for which I just procured today.

Damn you!

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(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2006-02-23 05:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gun, 2006-02-23 05:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2006-02-23 05:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2006-02-23 05:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2006-02-23 05:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mochibuni, 2006-02-23 05:53 am UTC

[info]mistal
2006-02-23 05:53 am UTC (link)
Wouldn't it be easier to create a new community just for the harmonian wanks? This way Fandom_wank doesn't become Harmonian_Wank and can stay the same and The_HMS_STFU doesn't become The_HMS_STFU_Harmonian and can stay the same about canon denial. Also those tired of harmonian wanks wouldn't have to suffer through it on FW or on STFU and those who loves harmonian wanks could go look for it and wouldn't even need to scroll through a bunch of other wank/post.

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(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2006-02-23 05:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2006-02-23 06:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2006-02-23 06:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistal, 2006-02-23 06:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2006-02-23 06:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]farmercuerden, 2006-02-23 06:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pussycat, 2006-03-19 07:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2006-03-19 07:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistal, 2006-03-19 10:44 pm UTC

[info]photosinensis
2006-02-23 05:53 am UTC (link)
For. The average Harmonian wank these days is just one person who most average H/Hr shippers don't even know exists making the entire community look bad.

I'm against obscure wank making it to F_W. I mean, sure, things like R/HR=Satan probably belongs, but average OMGWTF SO OPPRESSED stuff is more for [info]the_hms_stfu. Besides, I'm beginning to think that the average wanka has a very skewed opinion of H/Hr shippers (most of whom are generally sane and happy people who accept canon as it is and live in a world of AU pr0n).

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(no subject) - [info]farmercuerden, 2006-02-23 08:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mousy_345e4, 2006-02-23 08:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]photosinensis, 2006-02-23 06:30 am UTC
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