Fandom Lawyers

WARNING:

The following contains discussions of bestiality. My opinion is that anyone who screws an animal is a rapist. However, you will find there are people who are so self-absorbed that they think that as long as it satisfies their deviant, sexual urges then it's A-OKAY! You have been warned.

They think about you while they're eye-raping your pets...

So over on the furry art site, Fur Affinity, website owner, Dragoneer, has decided to bring the hurt for those who talk about zoophilia and their participation in zoophilia on FA. And there was much rejoicing- well, there was from the well-adjusted folks who realize that they are, in fact, humans. The rest of the delusional dog-fuckers start touting arguments that they are being oppressed, that they're just like homosexuals, and that it's like the Holocaust.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/902267/#cid:7506045

Now it appears that 'masterdebater' wants to think that because people donate to the site they own parts of it. Additionally, he is looking into filing a lawsuit. Because, you know, it's totally illegal for a privately-owned website to decide who can participate on it and who cannot.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/901292/

Screencaps (because this shit is just too unreal to loose):
http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/116/ifuckanimalsanonihmusjo.jpg
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/5178/banningallthezoosmaster.jpg
http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/3295/banningallthezoosmaster.png

FA Membership = Free
Watching Drama Unfold = Free
Watching Someone Think That They Can Sue FA For Banning People Who Fuck Animals = So Fucking Stupid It's Priceless

ETA: Dragoneer has made a journal post about this-
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/903341/

Did you know that if a private website is based out of the United States it has to be a democracy? Fuckin' Hell- someone needs to inform the JF admins!

I can say whatever I want because the Constitution says so-

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1915664/#cid:17614274

TL;DR- Idiot decides several months too late that he wants to reply to everyone who disagreed with him. I didn't want to do another FA post but I couldn't stop myself with a gem like this-

I have a constitutionally guaranteed right to say whatever the hell I want whenever the hell I want to say it!

However, it's somewhere to start with this community-

Story? Apparently, a furry named Aphinion liked to take inflatable pool toys and make them into sex toys. Yes, you TOO could fuck a toy dolphin. Any ways, he was 'kind' enough to post pictures of his 'creations' to FurAffinity. The catch?

Taken from FA's AUP:
Under "Photography," "Prohibited Content:"
Photographs containing exposed human genitalia, breasts or buttocks are not permitted. This includes, but {[s] not limited to; images depicting explicit and/or implicit sexual acts, images focusing on the genitals of animals or images containing items of sexual nature (adult toys, sexually modified fursuits/plush animals, etc.)

Aphinion was, surprise, surprise, reported for violating the very terms he agreed to when he signed up on the site and all his pictures are subsequently removed. Of course, he takes this with grace and dignity-

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2390319

There is discussion of what is and isn't allowed on FA. People scream about how it's not fair. Aphinion is called out on his inability to read and his complete ignorance of how the law works with regard to private companies. Good times are had by all.

( screencaps just in case )