It's Sunday night, I am curled up in my room
From MetaFilter:

"In 1999, 23-year-old singer-songwriter Bree Sharp recorded "David Duchovny," a fangirl ode to the male star of The X-Files. After the demo tape proved popular in Duchovny's trailer, two X-Files assistants created a celebrity-filled music video as a gag for the show Christmas party. A grainy bootleg of the video quickly went pre-Youtube-viral among X-Philes. Twelve years later, a high-definition version of the David Duchovny video sees daylight for the first time."

As someone who has had that grainy bootleg on my hard drive since the days of usenet, I am both ridiculously excited and completely earwormed by this.

The MetaFilter post contains the list of celebs who appear in the video and all kinds of Bree Sharp trivia. And the final paragraph is worth the price of admission:

THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE MONOTONE
David Duchovny currently stars in the Showtime dramedy Californication. At age 51, he continues to be brooding and comely.