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	I don't think this is a spoiler... kittikattie 2005-07-17 03:35 am UTC (link)
	I think they're starting to spoot over in remusxsirius. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: I don't think this is a spoiler... teza 2005-07-17 03:40 am UTC (link)
	RemusxSiriusxTonks! Vaguely incestuous, 1/3 necrophiliac, yet bizarrely compelling! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: I don't think this is a spoiler... spiderflower 2005-07-17 05:56 am UTC (link)
	I have come to the conclusion that that's the hottest pairing EVER. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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the_wanlorn
2005-07-17 03:51 am UTC (link)

I'm eventually going to start knocking heads together over there with a giant clue-by-four. Soon as I'm done reading, I'm posting a "Why the Remus/Tonks wasn't rushed, Why R/S will never be dead, and Why y'all are stupid fuckers"* essay. I expect splooge to happen then.

Also, I'm going to create my own ship. I'm going to call it the HMS Notinyerwildestdreams and it shall be Remus/Voldemort and all shall be happy. I've already got a first and second mate. Join! And live carefree in sploogeless waters! Laugh! As other ships explode! Ignore! The people who claim R/V is impossible! We will persevere!

*I'm not really going to be that nasty about it. Cuz I don't really want to start wank and they provide me with fic. But I expect it to happen regardless of how polite I make my post.

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	Re: I don't think this is a spoiler... gloria_mundi 2005-07-17 03:53 am UTC (link)
	Let us know when you do, I want to read it (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: I don't think this is a spoiler... pyratejenni 2005-07-17 03:54 am UTC (link)
	Yay, ranting essay! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: I don't think this is a spoiler... megmurry 2005-07-17 05:19 am UTC (link)
	There was the puppyshipper who came into the Lupin/Tonks comm to warn us all not to be too loud gloating because that would be OMGMEEN. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: I don't think this is a spoiler... gloria_mundi 2005-07-17 05:40 am UTC (link)
	There's Lupin/Tonks comm? Where? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	Re: I don't think this is a spoiler... tourette 2005-07-17 11:37 am UTC (link)
	I believe this is one of the choicer cuts. No flamewar, of course, but I'm all kinds of silly over how distressed the OP is with the possibility of a heterosexual Remus. It seems that not only does Remus not fancy Tonks, he doesn't even like her! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: I don't think this is a spoiler... gloria_mundi 2005-07-17 11:40 am UTC (link)
	Well at least she's not acting like that dymophona gold or whatever her name is, who is spooging left and right that Tonks shouldn't even exist and that Rowling did this deliberately to R/S fans. The OP is at least saying "Hey, we still have pre-HBP and AU's, let's go play there." (Reply to this)(Parent)

	pyratejenni 2005-07-17 03:56 am UTC (link)
	I read the Pep Talk post. Shippers scare me. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	lulinda 2005-07-17 04:43 am UTC (link)
	No kidding. Ships are fun and all but hello? There's a shitload more going on in the books than the ships. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	Earth Logic? kadath 2005-07-17 04:13 am UTC (link)
	I'm not quite clear on the reasoning behind why Lupin/Tonks OMG DESTROYS! puppyshipping. Black died in OotP, and, what, Lupin's not allowed to move on? He's just supposed to mope for the rest of his life over his lost love? Sheesh. This is clear to me and I haven't even read one of the books since GoF. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HP FANDOM? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: Earth Logic? the_wanlorn 2005-07-17 04:21 am UTC (link)
	Earth logic is not allowed in the HP fandom! Everyone knows that! And yet, I've spent all day trying to pound some sense into other puppyshippers' heads... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	Re: Earth Logic? teza 2005-07-17 04:37 am UTC (link)
	OMG, ROWLING DESTROYED ME. You are so insensitive. :( :( She clearly wrote the Remus/Tonks in order to kill all gay dead. Everywhere. In the whole wide world. (it's part of the evil!hetconspiracy.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	Re: Earth Logic? darkrose 2005-07-17 07:38 am UTC (link)
	He's just supposed to mope for the rest of his life over his lost love? YES!!! Because he's, like, a werewolf, so he mates for life, y'know? Now pardon me while I go shoot myself. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	jrs1980 2005-07-17 04:58 am UTC (link)
	Ron/Squid is officially canon. I thought of y'all when I read that. (Reply to this)

	fiatincantatum 2005-07-17 05:17 am UTC (link)
	Me, I'm waiting for the hot Dementor-on-Dementor breeding action fics to start popping up... (Reply to this)(Thread)

	gloria_mundi 2005-07-17 05:23 am UTC (link)
	Now there's a question, where do Dementors come from? Pet theory is that they're humans who've been given the kiss. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	adora_spintriae 2005-07-17 10:43 am UTC (link)
	I am so glad I'm not the only person who thought of the words "Dementor pr0n" when I read that in the book. ♥ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	c_chan 2005-07-17 06:52 am UTC (link)
	puts up shield I'm just gonna stay faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar away from the comms. It's safer that way. (Reply to this)

	lenin 2005-07-17 07:29 am UTC (link)
	I've been reading the_it_ship's friends page. Good times, good times. I see great potential in those entries. (Reply to this)

ataniell93
2005-07-17 11:05 am UTC (link)

I didn't like it. Sorry. And not because of the shippy stuff, because teenagers really are that stupid sometimes. (I don't even mind R/Hr any more; if she's going to act like she does in this book, she deserves him. And I've always rather liked H/G.) And not because of Draco, because I liked the Draco stuff--in fact it was more positive than I had expected. If you want to know why I don't like this book, it's in my journal, but flamers and people who think they can bring me around to the 'right' way of thinking will be deleted because I am just not in the mood for it.

But I'm glad the rest of you are happy with it, if you are. I'm here from the fic from this day forward. :D In fact I have been betaing crackfic for Pornish all evening.

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	jrandomlurker 2005-07-17 02:45 pm UTC (link)
	It was kinda dull and repetitive. "Harry see some stuff from Voldemort's past with Dumbledore. Harry tells Ron and Hermione in class. Harry sees more stuff with Dumbledore. Harry tells Ron and Hermione. Harry sees more stuff with Dumbledore. Harry tells Ron and Hermione. ABRUPT DRAMA! Ending." (Reply to this)(Parent)

	moonpigeon 2005-07-18 12:57 am UTC (link)
	This book killed my sexual fantasies involving Snape, Lupin or Dumbledore all in one fell swoop. (Reply to this)