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	iris 2005-07-31 06:21 am UTC (link)
	... ... WHY, GOD, WHY. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	the_clansmen 2005-07-31 06:24 am UTC (link)
	Clearly there is no God. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	redmark 2005-07-31 06:32 am UTC (link)
	I see "penis", I read "lump of liverwurst". You know, like, spreadable penis. Canned, not fresh. It's the only answer. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	ataniell93 2005-07-31 10:09 am UTC (link)
	Maybe if you're Hannibal Lecter. I really should sleep, huh? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	atalantapendrag 2005-07-31 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	For shame! Dr. Lecter does not eat food that comes from a can. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	krazycat 2005-07-31 06:39 am UTC (link)
	OWWWWWWWW!! Dude! NO! NOooooooooooooooooooooo! whimpers (Reply to this)

	meiyamie 2005-07-31 06:47 am UTC (link)
	ROFLSMAO xDDDDD (Reply to this)

	mpoetess 2005-07-31 06:53 am UTC (link)
	O.o Anatomically possible? Yeah, probably, with about {pulls number out of ass} a million hours preparation with urethral sounds, and guy-inserting-penis being hung like a. Um. Urethral sound. Enjoyable? Aiyeeee. Sexy to read about? Uh. I'll be over here with the buttsex. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	the_clansmen 2005-07-31 06:55 am UTC (link)
	Yup. I'm with you on all of that. And we both thought about it too hard. (Reply to this)(Parent)

ataniell93
2005-07-31 10:03 am UTC (link)

Some people do like urethral sounds, it actually is a fetish. It's a dangerous fetish to indulge without training, but it is a fetish. Still...urethral sounds are slender and smooth and most importantly, sterile. (Your urethra is supposed to be a sterile environment, and a healthy person's urine is sterile with respect to bacteria, though there are viruses that can live in urine.) Bacteria in the urinary tract? Are a BAD thing, and fingers...are notoriously non-sterile.

Fingers...eeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyah right..

A penis? No. Way.

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	ladybirdsleeps 2005-07-31 07:22 am UTC (link)
	This is my new favorite fic. (Reply to this)

	sarajayechan 2005-07-31 07:32 am UTC (link)
	headwall I don't care if penis-in-penis sex is somehow possible, IT STILL MAKES ME SHUDDER IN AGONY AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE A PENIS. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	the_clansmen 2005-07-31 07:36 am UTC (link)
	Well, I'm pretty sure it wasn't possible the way described in the fic. [headwalls with you] I'd think that'd be a really good way to get an infection like whoa, too. Not that it really matters in fanficland. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ataniell93 2005-07-31 10:04 am UTC (link)
	I think penis-to-penis sex is possible, as in frottage with lubrication, but ...no on the penile penetration of a penis. Just. Say. No. Fucking. Way. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ataniell93 2005-07-31 10:05 am UTC (link)
	that actually was supposed to be THIS icon, which is a sign that I should go to bed. And not dream about penis-penis sex. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	xero_sky 2005-07-31 07:34 am UTC (link)
	Penis-to-penis sex is entirely possible! I’ve read many fics about that! Well, fuck, if she read it in fanfiction, it must be true!! My review: kill it with fire. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	gloria_mundi 2005-07-31 08:41 am UTC (link)
	If you say so (Reply to this)(Parent)

ataniell93
2005-07-31 10:08 am UTC (link)

I know, this scares me so much, because it makes me wonder if people think it's possible to do the weird sex in some of my stories now. Do I need to put a disclaimer on them that says, "Don't try this at home unless you have actually BEEN to Hogwarts or some other school of magick and acquired the proper magickal certifications with which to attempt these spells, because without the spells and potions used in the fic, someone may suffer severe injury?"

And I'm opposed to anything that makes

tomakobriefs' theory that porn has to double as educational material acceptable.

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	camilla 2005-07-31 01:32 pm UTC (link)
	I put a disclaimer on the thing with the yama-imo (don't want anyone to sue me over rashes they can't show their doctor) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	smo 2005-07-31 10:36 am UTC (link)
	Penis-to-penis sex is entirely possible! I’ve read many fics about that! Oh, well then! We all stand corrected before the Mighty Fanon! And by the way: YOU! Out of my fandom! (Reply to this)

	coffee_mug 2005-07-31 10:47 am UTC (link)
	She DID label it humor and the smut is FUCKING HILARIOUS. I laughed so fucking hard at the "In and out". (Reply to this)

	sticky_pbj 2005-07-31 02:17 pm UTC (link)
	OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. My legs just clamped together so hard, and I don't even have a penis. I'm just going to try and ignore the fact that she used my OTP for that shit or that anyone could be that freaking stupid. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	mistressrenet 2005-07-31 05:21 pm UTC (link)
	Seconded liek woah. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	aerobot 2005-07-31 02:17 pm UTC (link)
	If a fanfic said it, it must be true? SWEET! goes Super-Saiyin (Reply to this)(Thread)

	the_clansmen 2005-07-31 05:11 pm UTC (link)
	[tries to as well] Why is it not working for me? [cries] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aerobot 2005-08-01 12:20 pm UTC (link)
	Because I'm better than you. >:D (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ailei 2005-07-31 03:01 pm UTC (link)
	Well, there's docking, right? Like...using the foreskin over the glans of another man's penis. This? IS NOT THAT. OMG. (Reply to this)

	the_clansmen 2005-07-31 05:11 pm UTC (link)
	On the upside, ten bucks says she(?) cannot figure out how to reproduce. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	mistressrenet 2005-07-31 05:21 pm UTC (link)
	You win. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Am feeling... slightly nauseous... and yet highly amused. dax_069 2005-07-31 05:15 pm UTC (link)
	“I think I’ll make it up as I go.” “Good plan.” NO. (Reply to this)

	coffee_mug 2005-07-31 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	Shit, the story she mentions in her A/N doesn't have any REAL penis-in-penis sex yet. I'm almost disappointed as it's a fairly perfect Harry Potter AU high school badfic otherwise. (Reply to this)

	pragmatic 2005-08-01 12:08 am UTC (link)
	The internet has never terrified me this much. :o Ow ow ow ow I'm going to have nightmares. (Reply to this)