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Halloween
Late one dark and stormy night a man is walking home when he hears:
Bump Bump Bump behind him.
Walking faster he looks back, sees the image of an upright coffin banging
down the middle of the street towards him.
Bump Bump Bump
Terrified, he begins to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing behind him
Bump Bump Bump
He gets to his door, fumbles with his keys, gets it open, rushes in, slams
and locks it behind him. But the coffin crashes through his door, the lid of
the coffin clapping
clappity-bump clappity-bump clappity bump
on the heels of the terrified man.....rushes upstairs to the bathroom, he
locks himself in, heart pounding, head reeling, breath coming in sobbing
gasps.
With a CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the door, bumping and clapping
towards him. He scream and reaches for something for something heavy,
anything.
His hand comes to rest on a large bottle of ROBITUSSIN.
Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as hard as he can towards the
apparition, and....
The coffin stops.