Fandom Lounge's Journal - Day

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

1:23AM - Worst Names for Penis

On another site that I go to, we were talking about slash and about fic in general, and someone suggested a challenge: post the worst description of a penis that you've ever encountered in fic. Unfortunately this forum isn't usually the sort of crowd that goes for slash, so only one person has responded (with "one-eyed trouser snake").

So I'm asking you: what's the most hilariously embarassing euphemism for a penis you've seen?

Current mood: E-V-O-L
Current music: Emilie Autumn - Opheliac

8:42AM - Oh, mighty fandom_lounge...

Are there any archives/websites out there with Christmas/winter holiday themed fics? [info]elekdragon is looking for a "multifandom seasonal
archive, coz I wanted to read a bunch of christmas fics in my fandoms."

There's Deck the Halls, Askewniverse style, but that's not [info]elekdragon's fandom.

And I know about Secret Slasha (BtVS/Angel fandom, which is his) and Yuletide, but I'm fairly certain that most of the fics written for those aren't specifically Christmas themed.

11:15AM - Good luck...

... to everyone writing papers and taking finals right now! Study hard! Learn things! (Sorry, I'm probably old enough to be your mother--my stepdaughter's in college.)

2:57PM

I have a mission for you, wankas.


I need the cutest picture of multiple kittens (3 or more) in existence.

It's to dominate my enemies and crush them under my heel. Or a powerpoint presentation, you choose.

SCHNELL.

8:11PM - Fic Search! Mac/PC OTP

Okay. There was fic. About some sort of iMac. All "I am shiny and cannot get viruses." And his friend PC was like, really, because you are sending me crap. And iMac was all "Oh, that's just Melissa." And PC walked iMac through the detox.

Where was it???? Or am I...am I crazy?

11:24PM

I heard a bit about some sort of controversy about Happy Feet but I had no idea about the penguin gaydar until Lewis Black enlightened me.

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