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10:09PM - Sometimes Chuck Norris lets his lawyers do the ass-kicking

So everyone knows the facts about Chuck Norris (e.g. Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried). Well someone got it into their head to compile it into book form and publish it.

Chuck Norris is less-than-impressed. Apparently. According to Ninemsn.com.au at least.

Seriously, is this for real?