Fandom Lounge's Journal - Day

1:34PM - Making Light Filks - Obscenities Enuse

I'm permanently scarred!

Highlights include:

Vampire Willow she was there
In her leather vest,
Sayin’ “First I’ll do the lassies
An’ then I’ll do the rest.”

An’ it’s who’ll slash ye this time
Who’ll slash ye noo?
The lass who slashed ye last, lad,
She no will slash ye noo.

An’ when the ball was over
Then everyone expressed
While the ballin’ was exquisite
The slash-fic was the best.

An’ it’s who’ll slash ye this time
Who’ll slash ye noo?
The lass who slashed ye last, lad,
She no will slash ye noo.

Judas awoke to find in bed
A randy King of Kings
Jesus just sighed and said "Fangirls
will slash most anything."

Hagrid likes wild animals,
While Dobby goes for socks.
Minerva's out tomcatting,
And the Giant Squid's with Fawkes.

Go, have fun! Warning: Likely incredibly unsafe for work, and perhaps for Keyboards, and if you have a squick, it's somewhere in there. Watch out for Cthulu and OMG! what was Belgarath doing to her???