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VV (sharonapple) wrote in [info]fandom_lounge,
@ 2006-04-10 03:15:00
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Current mood:Gobsmacked

The things you find when you're procrastinating...
Not Work Safe, my friends. Not Work Safe.

Presenting, the Kingdom Hearts Vibrator. Rabbit type vibrator(?).

What, it's not called Sephiroth?


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[info]chaimonkey
2006-04-10 07:28 am UTC (link)
I... I don't get it!

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sharonapple
2006-04-10 07:30 am UTC (link)
Kingdom Hearts is a Square-Enix game featuring Final Fantasy and Disney characters.

Vibrator sharing name with game = horrifying connotations?

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[info]chaimonkey
2006-04-10 07:32 am UTC (link)
Oh, I know what KH is (tho thank you for the explanation! ^^)
I just don't see the ... connection ... between the vibrator and the game. If it were shaped like a key, perhaps... or even gold...

It's just so damn nonsensical!

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sharonapple
2006-04-10 07:37 am UTC (link)
I don't think there is a connection except name-wise. Though you gotta admit, it's still brain-breakingly wrong!

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[info]chaimonkey
2006-04-10 07:42 am UTC (link)
Indeed! I can't help but get a disturbing mental image of shoving that giant key... owie.

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sharonapple
2006-04-10 07:48 am UTC (link)
Knowing Japan, that's probably a typical KH doujinshi.

*crosses legs, and winces*

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[info]chaimonkey
2006-04-10 07:50 am UTC (link)
Urrrgghhh... so true.
*has a running list of crap that's been shoved up uke's arses et al*

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sharonapple
2006-04-10 07:59 am UTC (link)
What hasn't been shoved up random orifices in H-doujins?

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2006-04-10 06:36 pm UTC (link)
...I would like to do that to DiZ :D

*nastybad womang*

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[info]princessdot
2006-04-10 09:55 am UTC (link)
heeeeeee, I've GOT to show this to my Enamorado. He loves that emblem so much I've charted it out for knitting items for him!

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2006-04-10 01:04 pm UTC (link)
Now we know why the Superior always looks orgasmo. XD

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[info]slackerbitch
2006-04-10 01:26 pm UTC (link)
I cracked a joke about a Kingdom Hearts vibrator on a random LJ post two days ago. ("I just came four times!" / "That's the power of the keyblade!")

There really is one!?? That's just - I - head go boom. o.O

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GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!
[info]hysteria
2006-04-10 01:42 pm UTC (link)
Oh Christ that's hilarious.

On a ever-so-slightly-but-mostly-not related note, my favourite line from the colisseum and indeed the whole of KH1 is "we're the chaaaaaaamps!" I really don't know what happened to Sora's VA when they recorded that line, maybe he was just recovering from a solid groin-kicking or some such? Anyway, I was sad to see that the line was cut from KH2. :(

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[info]slackerbitch
2006-04-10 02:26 pm UTC (link)
I don't have KH2 yet. I am poor, poor, broke-ass poor. I drive by GameSpot and just stare longingly at the cardboard prop sitting there that says "IT'S HERE!!!!"

I haven't actually gotten to the point of going in and picking up the boxes and rubbing my face on them and mewing. A couple more weeks should do it.

KH gave me my strangest experience as a feminist girly-girl gamer: I was finally winning one of the harder boss fights (Ice Titan, maybe!?), and I started yelling to the screen that he should suck on my hard, long cock, which was way bigger than his. I think there was a "choke it down, biotch" tagged on the end as well. I don't know where that came from. I don't know if I want to know.

The LJ post was one of those random sort of weird ideas I had - if you're curious, it's here.

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[info]nekoneko
2006-04-10 04:00 pm UTC (link)
Heh. I'm still stuck at Sephiroth in Kingdom Hearts. And KH2 is waiting for me at home, but I have no time to play it. It's torture.

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[info]slackerbitch
2006-04-10 04:30 pm UTC (link)
I haven't taken down Sephiroth yet, but I've read some strategy guides and I'm ready to have another go at it. (I hate having to bust out the walkthroughs, but Sephiroth spanked my ass with that Sin Harvest or whatever of his. *shudder*)

Damn, that must be rough. I know of any number of times I sat down and went, "OK, just playing for like half an hour, that's it, I have things to do" - ha. Kiss your evening goodbye.

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[info]nekoneko
2006-04-10 05:09 pm UTC (link)
It is. I'd much rather be kicking ass with a keyblade than writing about educational theories and what my co-op was doing during field experience that was like the textbook. (Which, of course, I can't really write about, because my co-op was doing nothing that was specfically one sort of philosophy or another, because no one actually does that in real life, but that's a rant for later.)

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[info]favyan
2006-04-10 04:08 pm UTC (link)
OH GOD! I hated that line god damn hydra line SO god damn much! One of my favourite things about a boss battle is trying to figure out how to kill it, so having them screaming instructions at me was infuriating. Not to mention that if you didn't do it OMGNOWRIGHTNOWOMGDOITRIGHTNOW he just kept on and on repeating it and AUGH! Hate that line so much!

Why oh WHY couldn't there have been a "stab Phil in the throat" reaction command!?

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[info]favyan
2006-04-10 04:10 pm UTC (link)
...wow. Clearly, I'm incoherant with rage.

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[info]slackerbitch
2006-04-10 04:26 pm UTC (link)
I'm KH2-less, so I don't know the pain of the Hydra. But when I was first playing KH, and couldn't beat Cerberus for like an hour and a half, what I really wanted to do was skip past those cut scenes so that I didn't have to listen to "Kid, I got two words of advice for you. AT-TACK!"

If I heard it one more time, I was going to find a way to skewer Phil with my keyblade.

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[info]rowan
2006-04-10 05:49 pm UTC (link)
You can skip cutscenes in KHII! A godsend when you keep getting pwned...

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2006-04-10 06:35 pm UTC (link)
Yes.

Especially since Mister Villain is JUST AS SPEECHY AS HIS PREDECESSOR OH LORDY

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[info]favyan
2006-04-10 07:21 pm UTC (link)
[Possibly spoilerey] Man, all through his little speech where he was going on and on about what he was going to do and how he was going to do it and what effect it would have on my mom, or whatever, my sister and I would follow up each declaration with, "IN THE THIRD GAME!" or "WHEN YOU BUY THE THIRD GAME!"

And then, lo and be-fucking-hold, we're getting a third game. [/possibly spoilerey]

I shouldn't be surprised, but somehow, I was.

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[info]hysteria
2006-04-10 10:01 pm UTC (link)
There's one scene, I forget exactly when, but the dialogue was phrased in such a way that you could perfectly add "....find out when you buy Advent Children!" and it woulda fit right in with the tone of the conversation.

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[info]queencallipygos
2006-04-10 07:24 pm UTC (link)
What made this even weirder for me to read was, I thought Kingdom Hearts was the name of that miniseries Stephen King wrote about the hospital being haunted by the demon anteater, which REALLY made it interesting to read about the vibrator.

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[info]nekoneko
2006-04-10 07:38 pm UTC (link)
Heh. I did see the commercial for that on SciFi this weekend. It was fucking creepy. Kingdom Hospital, though, not Kingdom Hearts.

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[info]munchkinott
2006-04-10 09:17 pm UTC (link)
I got it mixed up with Kingdom of Heaven. Umm... Yes, Crusader-themed vibrators? There must be a market for 'em, 'cause that was why I clicked.

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[info]nlb_muffin
2006-04-10 07:25 pm UTC (link)
Great. Now when I play KHII for hours and hours and hours instead of doing schoolwork, I'm won't be seeing a keyblade in Sora's hands.

I'm trying to think of a character who would give Sora that kind of keychain, but woe, my brain is too addled.

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[info]nekoneko
2006-04-10 07:39 pm UTC (link)
The priest in Little Mermaid who supposedly had a boner?

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[info]nlb_muffin
2006-04-10 07:51 pm UTC (link)
Ha ha! Or the castle in the video cover.

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[info]shoiryu
2006-04-10 08:58 pm UTC (link)
I'll just... put my icon here, and walk away.

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2006-04-10 09:01 pm UTC (link)
XD! Oh, Axel. ♥

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[info]gorogoro
2006-04-11 03:52 am UTC (link)
And even with such momentous news, all I can do is stare at your icon and go "Good Suiseiseki, you look kinda...."

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sharonapple
2006-04-11 04:05 am UTC (link)
"Good Suiseiseki, you look kinda...."

*can only think that this ends in a dirty joke, especially in context of the post*

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[info]gorogoro
2006-04-11 04:20 am UTC (link)
More the results of having spent way too much time at 4chan. (Try scrolling down to "G" here.)

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sharonapple
2006-04-11 04:31 am UTC (link)
*gets distracted by all the wacky info*

I could spend hours reading this @_@

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[info]princessdot
2006-04-11 11:28 am UTC (link)
Yo, admittedly it's late and my glasses are filthy, but am I the only one who saw some English text saying, Revolotion?

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sharonapple
2006-04-11 04:56 pm UTC (link)
*sporfles*

I didn't notice that, thanks for pointing it out.

Revolotion. Teeheeeheee.

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