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	vigilanterodent 2006-07-04 07:19 pm UTC (link)
	Can we wear hats with breasts on them? Sort of like bishops' hats, but boobier? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	luthe 2006-07-04 07:22 pm UTC (link)
	Yes! Boobie hats for all! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	NSFW sheep 2006-07-04 09:02 pm UTC (link)
	We shall be boobhats, not asshats! They come in a variety of colours, but I must warn you, they are very top heavy! I'm not sure if non-work safe images can be posted here, so here is a link instead of the picture itself. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: NSFW harrylovesron 2006-07-04 11:03 pm UTC (link)
	AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Giving you an Internet is not sufficient. Have this shiny chocolate-coated Internet and allow me to have your e-~~crotchdroppings~~ babies. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: NSFW demonbean 2006-07-05 01:47 am UTC (link)
	I like the first one, it's a sort of quasi Queen-of-Hearts thing... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dracothelizard 2006-07-04 07:54 pm UTC (link)
	So, what incredibly farfetched thing do we believe in then? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	qem_chibati 2006-07-04 08:05 pm UTC (link)
	That the wankprophet shall come, to proclaim the good news of Snacky's law? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dracothelizard 2006-07-04 08:18 pm UTC (link)
	Well, we already have a wankprophet on Fandom Wank. Or is he supposed to be our leader? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vigilanterodent 2006-07-04 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	He's a false wankprophet. The true prophet walks amongst us, but shall only reveal themself when the time is right. You shall know them by their breasts. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	altoidsaddict 2006-07-05 12:29 am UTC (link)
	The true prophet is BJR. No, seriously. Who else is better equipped to wander in the desert for forty days? And she can forage for loaves and fishes! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	wankprophet 2006-07-05 12:46 am UTC (link)
	Of course I'm a false wankprophet. What the fuck else did you expect from F_W? I am the one who will bring about the Wankpocalypse, after all. And you'll be our first victim now. Begone, n00b, before I smite thee with my boomstick. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	cleolinda 2006-07-04 08:04 pm UTC (link)
	Oh my Lord, I had never seen the questionnaire before. I... I don't even understand what some of those questions mean. (Reply to this)

	moonpigeon 2006-07-04 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	Only if I get to warp an educational system! (Reply to this)

	julian_black 2006-07-04 08:33 pm UTC (link)
	I want to be able to wear really cool robes and sell indulgences. For a fee, all your wankiness can be forgiven! For an even bigger fee, I can remove you from the Wiki! I might not be able to make a living from it, but if it allowed me to buy an occasional bottle of single-malt Scotch, that would be excellent. (Reply to this)

	amxjm 2006-07-04 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	Can I join the Church of Wank and still remain a Zio Cultist? (Reply to this)

	sgtgeorgecarter 2006-07-04 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	All shall be subsumed!!!! (Reply to this)

	zyna_kat 2006-07-04 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	Can we scam stupid, bigoted assholes out of their money? (Reply to this)

	nlb_muffin 2006-07-04 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	Ooh ooh, I wanna hand out pamphlets on the subway! (Reply to this)

	mistal 2006-07-04 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	Have you ever sunk, or otherwise destroyed, a non-combatant vessel? Does this mean JKR is a religion? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	sgtgeorgecarter 2006-07-05 01:45 am UTC (link)
	! style point to you (Reply to this)(Parent)

harrylovesron
2006-07-05 12:26 am UTC (link)

This religion won't include a ritual mass suicide, will it? Or will be content with our current steady diet of fetuses, puppies, Harmony, and dreams with an occasional feast on one of our own?

*turns her attention to the questions list* Hmm... Yes. No. Maybe. *skim* Define "crazy". No. No. Yes. *skim more* If you mean "failed to rescue my leader" as in "failed to get a good one elected", yup.

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	wankprophet 2006-07-05 12:50 am UTC (link)
	We already have a Cult of Fandom_Wank. It's very exclusive and only the worthiest Twue Beweivers will be admitted into our fearsome Orgy. (Reply to this)

	poisonyoulove 2006-07-05 02:20 am UTC (link)
	Will this conflict with my Flying Spaghetti Monster worship? (Reply to this)

	tangentialone 2006-07-05 07:37 am UTC (link)
	Oh! Oh! Can I do airports? I want to do airports! Have you ever stolen a body from another being? ...You're thinking of med students. (Reply to this)

	phosfate 2006-07-05 12:53 pm UTC (link)
	What if I only tried to enslave a population? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	jabberwockypie 2006-07-05 01:55 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe you get an A for effort. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	jabberwockypie 2006-07-05 01:55 pm UTC (link)
	So do all the mods get have to fight over who gets to be the charismatic cult leader, now? (Reply to this)