Bleach sillyness: bankais across the multi-verse
So, if characters outside of the Bleach universe were suddenly turned into soul reapers, what would their shikais and bankais be like? For example, Voldemort:

• His bankai would almost certainly be some variation on "giant snake". Maybe with a fanged human skull for a head. (I'm no good at coming up with powers for bankais).
• His shikai would probably be something other than a sword (old Voldy-poo doesn't exactly strike me as a sword person), a nasty sort of weapon, and maybe be snake like. Sooo, a whip with a snake head on its handle, which could crawl, contrict and bite like a snake if dropped on the ground, and with a deadly poison on the tip.

This excersise bit of time wasting can also be applied to Bleach characters who aren't soul reapers, or soul reapers who don't have a bankai or shikai (like Yachiru and Kenpachi). And, while we're at it, non-fictional people too. What would Stephen Colbert's bankai be?