And since my flist isn't complete without fanficrants bullshit...
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*puts on Wank Hat*

Dear fanbrats,

STOP WRITING THIS GENRE!!! EVERY FIC OF THAT GENRE I'VE SEEN IS BAD, SO WRITING IT IS AUTOMATIC SUCK NO MATTER HOW YOU DO IT! GIVE ME BETTER REVIEWS! DO YOUR RESEARCH OR NEVER WRITE THIS GENRE AGAIN! ALL WRITING MUST BE UP TO MY PERSONAL STANDARDS BECAUSE YOU OWE IT TO ME! IF YOU DON'T WRITE REALISTIC SEX YOU'RE A THIRTEEN-YEAR-OLD FANBRAT VIRGIN WITH HER HANDS IN HER PANTIES WHO DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING!!

No love, me.


(Have at it, folks!)