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Singalong! Since LJ seems like it'll be down for a bit longer, I dug up the google cache of the song from last time. [C&P from the cache] Everybody sing! (To the tune of American Pie. And if you don't know it, I'll hit you.) A long, long time ago... I can still remember how Our LJs used to make us smile. And I knew if Brad had his chance, That he could make those servers dance, And maybe we'd be blogging for a while. But InterNap made LJ shiver, There were no pages to deliver, No gossip on our browsers About who lost their trousers... I can't remember if I cried When I saw my page request denied But I had to face the world outside, The day that LJ died. So... Bye bye to the power supply 'Where's my LJ?' 'Oh, my LJ!' was the worldwide cry And even Brad left a slashdot reply Saying 'We'll get a UPS stand by!' 'We'll get a UPS stand by!' Did you write the gossip down, And did you spread it around the town? Was a text message enough? Do you believe in Live Journal? Can Brad find power that's external? Or will the next few days be real rough? Well I know that you've been on DJ, 'Cause I heard you'd posted anyway. You thought it would slip through, But I read that friends list too! I was a lonely teenage baby goth With a black carnation and a smokers' cough but I was even more pissed off The day that LJ died I started singin'... Bye bye to the power supply 'Where's my LJ?' 'Oh, my LJ!' was the worldwide cry And even Brad left a slashdot reply Saying 'We'll get a UPS stand by!' 'We'll get a UPS stand by!' Now for 10 hours we've been on our own And I'll have to charge my mobile phone But that's not how it used to be When the monkeys could not save the site And Brad's team had to work all night To give LJ back to you and me And while the site was being down There was silence all around All posting was adjourned No gossip was returned While none of us could post a snark From New Zealand to Belsize Park We all sang dirges in the dark The day that LJ died We were singin' Bye bye to the power supply 'Where's my LJ?' 'Oh, my LJ!' was the worldwide cry And even Brad left a slashdot reply Saying 'We'll get a UPS stand by!' 'We'll get a UPS stand by!' But InterNap began to teeter They needed money for the meter The power was failing fast They tried to save it but alas They slipped and fell upon their ass While Brad was looking more and more harassed Now we're all waiting to resume Sunk as we are in deepest gloom We're waiting in a trace To post when we have a chance 'Cause when our friends lists are revealed, The servers may not take the yield. What we posted was concealed, The day that LJ died. We started singing Bye bye to the power supply 'Where's my LJ?' 'Oh, my LJ!' was the worldwide cry And even Brad left a slashdot reply Saying 'We'll get a UPS stand by!' 'We'll get a UPS stand by!' Here we are, without disk space, To someone else belongs our base Don't make us start our lives again So come on Brad be nimble, Brad be quick BradFitz do a magic trick 'Cause power ain't the servers' only friend. As I refreshed the status page My hands were clenched in fists of rage No one at all to tell About my private hell And as Brad's team worked into the night To save each bit and every byte We knew they'd work to save the site the day that LJ died. I went out to buy lots of booze And I tried to kill time with a snooze But still the site had gone away I tried again, but no -- I swore Without LJ, life's such a bore And I wondered if the others felt this way And in the forums, bloggers screamed, Cursed everyone they'd once esteemed For they were all heartbroken: The servers all were broken And the web team I admire most, With the web site that they do host, They did their best to let us post The day that LJ died They were singin' Bye bye to the power supply 'Where's my LJ?' 'Oh, my LJ!' was the worldwide cry And even Brad left a slashdot reply Saying 'We'll get a UPS stand by!' 'We'll get a UPS stand by!' |
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