London Bridge is Falling Down, and what did they ever do about it?
In honor of it being voting day in the US, some election parody that everyone can enjoy from the fine folks at NPR.

Humpty Dumpty: Soft on Wall Sitting.

And the candy won't hurt their teeth, because Prop. 111 will fund the development of a high-tech polymer that protects kids' teeth from decay. The polymer also makes kids 200 percent smarter and wealthier, and it makes them hate illegal drugs. And Prop. 111 does all this without raising taxes, by floating a series of magic astrological wizard bonds that incur zero debt while generating billions of dollars in revenue. If you believe in unicorns, vote yes on Prop. 111.