Well, it's certainly become a Hanukkah-free zone. I looked around for a Hanukkah card for my daughter, and found doodly-squat. Even CVS has little pop-up menorahs with chocolate gelt inside, for crying out loud. You'd think Wal-Mart would be all over tacky shit* like that.

*By "tacky shit," I mean of course "tacky shit that I'm heading straight over there tomorrow to get for my daughter," because it's not every day that you find a pop-up menorah.