Happy Wanksmas!
In the spirit of forming holidays folk of every religion or belief can gleefully celebrate, we bring to you:

The Twelve Days of Wanksmas!

The Original Thread

Contributions by:

amxjm,

smo,

barbariansheep,

puipui,

soleta,

hallidae,

isa,

jat_sapphire, and yours truly.

On the first day of Wanksmas the OP wanked about...

Their feelings on what yaoi's about!

On the second day of Wanksmas the OP wanked about...

Two goth baa-tenders!
And their feelings on what yaoi's about!

On the third day of Wanksmas the OP wanked about...

Three anime ninjas!
Two goth baa-tenders!
And their feelings on what yaoi's about!

On the fourth day of Wanksmas the OP wanked about...

Four 'shipping battles!
Three anime ninjas!
Two goth baa-tenders!
And their feelings on what yaoi's about!

On the fifth day of Wanksmas the OP wanked about...

Five syllable words!
Four 'shipping battles!
Three anime ninjas!
Two goth baa-tenders!
And their feelings on what yaoi's about!

On the sixth day of Wanksmas the OP wanked about...

Six astral marriages!
Five syllable words!
Four 'shipping battles!
Three anime ninjas!
Two goth baa-tenders!
And their feelings on what yaoi's about!

On the seventh day of Wanksmas, the OP wanked about:

Seven types of lube!
Six astral marriages!
Five syllable words!
Four 'shipping battles!
Three anime ninjas!
Two goth baa-tenders!
And their feelings on what yaoi's about!

On the eighth day of Wanksmas, the OP wanked about:

Eight New Senshi a-Prissing!
Seven types of lube!
Six astral marriages!
Five syllable words!
Four 'shipping battles!
Three anime ninjas!
Two goth baa-tenders!
And their feelings on what yaoi's about!

On the ninth day of Wanksmas, the OP wanked about:

Nine Sues a-sparkling!
Eight New Senshi a-Prissing!
Seven types of lube!
Six astral marriages!
Five syllable words!
Four 'shipping battles!
Three anime ninjas!
Two goth baa-tenders!
And their feelings on what yaoi's about!

On the tenth day of Wanksmas, the OP wanked about:

Ten costume contests!
Nine Sues a-sparkling!
Eight New Senshi a-Prissing!
Seven types of lube!
Six astral marriages!
Five syllable words!
Four 'shipping battles!
Three anime ninjas!
Two goth baa-tenders!
And their feelings on what yaoi's about!

On the eleventh day of Wanksmas, the OP wanked about...

Eleven unlabeled het fics!
Ten costume contests!
Nine Sues a-sparkling!
Eight New Senshi a-Prissing!
Seven types of lube!
Six astral marriages!
Five syllable words!
Four 'shipping battles!
Three anime ninjas!
Two goth baa-tenders!
And their feelings on what yaoi's about!

On the twelfth day of Wanksmas, the OP wanked about...

Twelve RPS-fics!
Eleven unlabeled het fics!
Ten costume contests!
Nine Sues a-sparkling!
Eight New Senshi a-Prissing!
Seven types of lube!
Six astral marriages!
Five syllable words!
Four 'shipping battles!
Three anime ninjas!
Two goth baa-tenders!
And their feelings on what yaoi's about!

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	smo 2006-11-23 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	I feel so proud to be a Wankmerican right now. (Reply to this)

	laerwen 2006-11-24 12:27 am UTC (link)
	LMFAO. Happy Wanksmas to all, and to all a good night. XD (Reply to this)

	footsie 2006-11-24 01:07 am UTC (link)
	"They know when you are sleeping, they know when you're awake. They know when you've been fucking good, and when you masturbate!" Fandom Wank. Like Santa Claus, in a way. (Reply to this)

	rotten_fish 2006-11-24 02:19 am UTC (link)
	::claps delightedly:: (Reply to this)

	froda_baggins 2006-11-24 04:15 am UTC (link)
	JOY OF THE SEASON YAY. (Reply to this)

	seraphtrevs 2006-11-24 06:07 am UTC (link)
	Heeeeeeeee! : D (Reply to this)

	sarajayechan 2006-11-24 06:58 am UTC (link)
	<3! (Reply to this)

	viralmemory 2006-11-24 04:03 pm UTC (link)
	I know I'm not the only one who sang aloud! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	kahteh 2006-11-24 07:20 pm UTC (link)
	No, indeed you are not. Not that I was at work or anything when I started singing. No sirree. shifty eyes (Reply to this)(Parent)