(Post a new comment)

	tangentialone 2007-03-05 07:02 am UTC (link)
	Hahahah yeah. "Good RatKing covers his wereshame." :P Also, the word "werewang". (Reply to this)(Thread)

	kittenmommy 2007-03-05 07:19 pm UTC (link)
	"Good RatKing covers his wereshame." You don't know how glad I am that I've never read an Anita Blake novel. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tangentialone 2007-03-06 07:52 am UTC (link)
	Heeeee. :D Actually the early ones are pretty good, even if the comic sucks. It's only later on that she gets the Ardueueurueuruer and starts fucking everything that moves. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kittenmommy 2007-03-06 07:54 am UTC (link)
	I'm afraid that knowledge of the later WTFery would spoil any enjoyment I might get from the older novels. I'm just glad I was warned before I got into her stuff and started liking it - imagine my disappointment as I followed ~~Ms. Blake's~~ the novels' slow decline into batshittery. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tangentialone 2007-03-06 07:55 am UTC (link)
	Ohhhh yeah I see your point. We still get a certain amount of pleasure from pointing and laughing, though. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kittenmommy 2007-03-06 07:56 am UTC (link)
	Pointing and laughing is always fun, but I prefer the kind that doesn't involve any real monetary or time investment - hence my love of Fandom_Wank! ;) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	crysiana 2007-03-05 07:09 am UTC (link)
	Crap. After that one wank, the line "She knew vampires like some people knew horses," just makes me think, "Her boyfriend? A ~~Many~~ ~~Fifteen billion~~ A cadre of undead." (Reply to this)(Thread)

	hallidae 2007-03-05 07:20 am UTC (link)
	::snorks soup:: It does make a rather apt comparison. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	smo 2007-03-05 07:22 am UTC (link)
	Understand, women do not revere the venom wereratwang as men do. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	breecita 2007-03-05 07:37 am UTC (link)
	spews coke everywhere (Reply to this)(Parent)

	gunshou 2007-03-05 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	FTW (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smo 2007-03-06 12:24 am UTC (link)
	Go team me! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	freezer 2007-03-06 05:36 am UTC (link)
	Excellent! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	vampslayer04 2007-03-07 03:01 am UTC (link)
	dies Although, I never quite got the origins of that joke. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	amxjm 2007-03-05 08:57 am UTC (link)
	I don't know why, but it's reminding me of some old joke I heard somewhere. "Cock goes were?" It doesn't work the same without the image of a giant were-rooster, though. (Reply to this)

	kahteh 2007-03-05 10:53 am UTC (link)
	Anita claims that she "knew vampires like some people knew horses." Given what I've heard about her relationships later on in the series, that line is frigg'n hilarious. Why does it always come back to horse-fuckers? *Why???* (Reply to this)(Thread)

	vigilanterodent 2007-03-05 11:34 am UTC (link)
	All the internet's a stage, and the men and women merely horsefuckers upon it. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	barankhy 2007-03-05 05:07 pm UTC (link)
	Because The Revolution will only have succeeded when everyone's married to a horse and fucking their father, that's why. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	julesnoctambule 2007-03-05 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	Let Them Eat Oats? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	barankhy 2007-03-05 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	Oats and baby carrots double entendres liek whoa ! After Us, The Horsefucking. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pastri_archy 2007-03-05 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	Damn it. I'm barely built for regular human sex, let alone horse!sex. >_< (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	barankhy 2007-03-05 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	Well, maybe you'll be reborn as a horse in your next life (after you're killed by horse!sex, that is) helpful smiling ? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pastri_archy 2007-03-05 10:44 pm UTC (link)
	I better be a pretty little horsy or else. >_> (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	barankhy 2007-03-05 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	I'll make you my fuzzy purple unicorn, even wiggles eyebrows ! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pastri_archy 2007-03-06 08:38 pm UTC (link)
	preens (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	barankhy 2007-03-06 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	~~polishes your horn~~ grooms your mane (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pastri_archy 2007-03-06 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	Sorry. Have girlbits. We could have fun with a dildo, though... whinnies (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	barankhy 2007-03-07 02:27 am UTC (link)
	Female unicorns still have horns - Nature's Own Dildo ^_^ looks for non-Thor sized playthings gives you sugar and a carrot (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pastri_archy 2007-03-07 03:38 am UTC (link)
	>.< Pointy. Thor? munches contentedly Being a horse might not be so bad... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	barankhy 2007-03-07 03:59 am UTC (link)
	Got a point there (see what I did there? "Point"? HahaIizfunneh!) ! Thor (DO NOT CLICK/WANT!) O RLY? pages darkhorseman** (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pastri_archy 2007-03-07 05:39 am UTC (link)
	O.O Sweet moogly that's a gigantic dildo! It could be a murder weapon! "Miss Scarlet, in the Guest Room, with a naturally colored Thor." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	barankhy 2007-03-07 02:39 pm UTC (link)
	I just pretend that people just want to use it as a decoration object. ~~I'd do it, at least.~~ Miss Scarlet could make Colonel Mustard her bitch with that thing. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pastri_archy 2007-03-08 04:39 am UTC (link)
	Bwaha! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	solar_type_star 2007-03-05 11:57 pm UTC (link)
	20.3: Sweet Flippin' Christmas. It's Anderson Cooper, the Fangirl Edition! (Reply to this)

	wrongly_amused 2007-03-06 02:01 am UTC (link)
	about the lack of wererat cock in the comic book adaptation of Anita Blake. WHAT WHAT It isn't loading for me. :-( (Reply to this)(Thread)

Disclaimer: I don't read these books.

slackeremeritus
2007-03-06 08:28 pm UTC (link)

Something about how yon Hamilton woman complained that there wasn't a naked wererat in the adaptation as there was in her novel and spoilage of vision, hearsay, etc. Because wererat wang would absolutely fly in a roughly PG-ish (?) Marvel title.

According to the commenters at ISB, at least, there was at least one wererat gallivanting about in the nude -- though not the denim cutoff-swathed Wererat King, just some nameless flunky -- in that particular scene. I fail to see how his exclusion is of import to the ~~tissue-thin~~ plot, really.

(Reply to this)(Parent)

	nekoneko 2007-03-06 02:06 am UTC (link)
	~~Damnit, Marvel. Stop being such a whore.~~ I mean, you have to love the Daisy Dukes on a human body with a rat head. ~~Kill me now.~~ (Reply to this)(Thread)

	jerry_ds_girl 2007-03-06 06:23 am UTC (link)
	Srsly, and anyone who's ever seen the back end of a big male rat knows they'd have to wear kilts (Reply to this)(Parent)

	nekoneko 2007-03-06 02:21 am UTC (link)
	And there's a new one. I'm surprised it's made it to four issues, really... (Reply to this)

aristaea
2007-03-06 05:23 am UTC (link)

Anita Blake, seen here cowering in fear of vermin, appears to have a lazy eye and thighs like a pair of Christmas geese.

Seriously. What's wrong with her thighs??? The random musculature seen on everyone else (including the walls) I can get over, but good god, her thighs. They remind me strangely of the thighs in that 'Shop of Daniel Radcliffe from Equus—which is just further evidence that everything leads back to horse-fuckers.

(Reply to this)

slackeremeritus
2007-03-06 08:41 pm UTC (link)

You know, the thought of the Anita Blake series was once anathema to me. I couldn't stand it, couldn't bear to listen to its discussion.

"Horrid tripe," thought I. "Rampant Mary-Sue indulgence hardly worth the effort of pressing the keys to produce it. And worst of all, she's paid to regurgitate it for publication."

Then I saw that artwork. I can't stop laughing. Oh, LKH, Marvel Comics, Mr. Booth, I thank you sincerely and from the deepest cockles of my heart for bringing this fresh humour into my life.

(Reply to this)