The Intertubez are broken and it's not Harry Potter's fault
So, LJ is down due to a power outage. While the servers here might be robust, they are still working better than LJ. We all know what this means:

Party on JF!

So who wants to bring the boobies and booze?



If JF is being a whore, hit CTRL + F5 to clear your cache. That helps most of the time.