My child scares me.
So.
We were driving in the car and talking this weekend, and the subject of the conversation was TV cooking shows. We are all agreed that both Tony Bourdain and Gordon Ramsey are great fun to watch. This is getting discussed, when my teenage daughter pipes up from the back of the van:

"I want to read some Bourdain/Ramsey yaoi!"

OMG. The possibility of cook RPS (RPY if you prefer) never occured to me. This seriously twisted my brain. Mister_Terrific managed to keep the car on the road, though he WAS making some interesting sputtering noises.

When we got home, I actually did take a peek at Wiki to try and figure out which one was taller.

So...

IS THERE ANY AND WHERE CAN I FIND IT?

(Disclaimer: I am not an RPS fan. Usually. But this concept seriously did something to my brain. They say if you can imagine it, it's out there on the web somewhere, but I haven't found this to be true in the past. So think of it as a challenge...)