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Coyotegirl ([info]coyotegirl) wrote in [info]fandom_lounge,
@ 2007-08-28 00:16:00
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Crack plz?
Best worst crackity fic you ever encountered okay you love it go.

Out of my personal bookmarks, I nominate Children of an Elder God; a Neon Genesis Evangelion/Cthulu mythos crossover. Warning: Unless you are familiar with both canons and enjoy both, it may bore your head off. Don't recall the rating. Probably NSFW in some chapters.

Also, for lighter reading: An Aesthetic Solitary Thing by eliade : SGA, written for a badfic summary contest, v. entertaining. NC-17, NSFW.

Your nominations, please?

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[info]sakemaki
2007-08-28 09:09 am UTC (link)
The weirdest thing I've read so far was a SGA/Sailor Moon crossover, with Ami Mizuno taking up a new identity and going to Atlantis. As Dr. Weir. And no I didn't drool over the image of Elizabeth running around in Atlantis in a miniskirt and blue boots. *coughs*

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[info]coyotegirl
2007-08-29 04:48 am UTC (link)
Aha wonderful. :D

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[info]khym_chanur
2007-08-28 09:37 am UTC (link)

Some Ranma crackfic:

  • Genma ga kutsushita guujin desu! Describing it would spoil it. It's short, so just read it.
  • Akane the Suicidal. When Ranma first arrives at the Tendo household, he finds Akane to to be friendly, relaxed, calm, and constantly trying to kill herself. She's not depressed or anything, she keeps trying to kill herself just because
  • Almost, But Not Quite. Almost, but not quite all of the characters have their personalities completely reversed.
  • Bady Days, Helping Hands. Ranma gets granted a wish by a trainee goddess. Being a trainee, she can't handle big wishes like removing his curse, so he wishes he didn't have to take the English test scheduled that day. She grants the wish by transporting him to a parallel universe, where everyone he knows is incredibly different.
  • Family Honor. Ranma has an invisible dog as a constant companion, Kasumi is a pink-furred six-armed pygmy sasquatch, and even more weirdness.
  • Going at it Like Rabbits!!. Fusion with Sailor Moon. Akane is replaced by Rei, Nabiki by Haruka, and Kasumi by Setsuna. Ranma fell into the Spring of Drowned Moon Princess, and Genma fell into the Spring of Drowned Mini Moon Princess.
  • Two Types of Liars. Instead of the curse being activated by hot and cold water, the curse is deactivated by having an orgasm, and spontaneously reactivates later, it taking longer to reactivate the bigger the orgasm. Many of the main characters have massive alterations to their personalities.
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[info]khym_chanur
2007-08-28 09:41 am UTC (link)
Oops, here's the correct link to Genma ga kutsushita guujin desu!

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[info]jira
2007-08-28 04:01 pm UTC (link)
I'm reading Akane the Suicidal, because I don't even follow Ranma, but it is hilarious to read.

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[info]coyotegirl
2007-08-29 04:48 am UTC (link)
Ahhh, Ranma - my first fandom. *vague mistiness*

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[info]tiarlynn
2007-08-29 05:04 am UTC (link)
I gotta say that, as far as Ranmaverse, I can't imagine there's a ton of difference between "crackfic" and "canon-compliant."

*bookmarks*

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[info]zannechaos
2007-08-28 10:34 am UTC (link)
I wouldn't consider this the worst I've read by a long shot. It's a crossover, and it amused the hell out of me, and it's fairly well-done.

All My Mutants.

A 1990s-era All My Children cast/X-Men crossover. It was rather entertaining as I recall, and as I was also a fan of AMC back in the '90s, it was both of my favorites in one package.

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[info]b_jellybean
2007-08-28 01:44 pm UTC (link)
OH MY GOD. I've only read the first chapter so far but I think my head just exploded with AWESOME.

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[info]zannechaos
2007-08-28 01:58 pm UTC (link)
I know! I figured people would be posting mostly eyesporky stuff, and I usually force myself to forget those exist, so I had nothing to contribute but something good enough to stick in my memory even years later. :D

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[info]tiarlynn
2007-08-29 05:06 am UTC (link)
ICON LOVE <3333

Plz to be making everyone have Monkey Island icons yesterday!

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[info]b_jellybean
2007-08-29 05:55 pm UTC (link)
Thank you!!!!

I've always really wanted a Murray icon but could never find a good picture. But so much of Monkey Island is iconable! There's Stan, grog ingredients, baby!Guybrush and baby!LeChuck, etc etc.

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[info]tiarlynn
2007-08-30 04:59 am UTC (link)
Ooh, an animated ones of the dancing skeleton's from Guybrush's hallucination/dream would be awesome, too!

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[info]coyotegirl
2007-08-29 04:49 am UTC (link)
... awesome.

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[info]zannechaos
2007-08-29 04:57 am UTC (link)
I know! I don't often get a chance to rec it.

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[info]heartsalliance
2007-08-29 05:12 am UTC (link)
I don't need to know a lot about All My Children do I? Because I think I may have read a Guiding Light comic once, and that's the extent of my soap opera experience...

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[info]zannechaos
2007-08-29 06:46 am UTC (link)
I don't believe so. It would probably help, but she did try to set it up that Pine Valley wasn't the central element. I doubt you could read it without a familiarity with the X-Men, but not so much with AMC.

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[info]heartsalliance
2007-08-29 02:43 pm UTC (link)
Awesome!

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[info]kadath
2007-08-28 01:33 pm UTC (link)
Sailor Hellblazer.

John Constantine is a senshi. He even gets a henshin sequence. It is exactly as wonderful as it sounds.

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[info]jira
2007-08-28 04:01 pm UTC (link)
That... that is beautiful.

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[info]rennyn_alerothi
2007-08-29 02:50 am UTC (link)
*cries* That is made of awesome.

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[info]coyotegirl
2007-08-29 04:50 am UTC (link)
Crossovers are the best crack when well done.

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[info]mistressrenet
2007-09-02 03:05 am UTC (link)
oooooooh, shiny.

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[info]lafemmedarla
2007-08-28 01:50 pm UTC (link)
I don't have a link right now, but there's a Johnny/Orlando rps fic in which they crash on an island and after two days they have to eat Kiera's body to survive. I was torn between headesking and laughing so I ended up doing a combination of both. Ouch.

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[info]jira
2007-08-28 02:16 pm UTC (link)
I remember that one!

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[info]lafemmedarla
2007-08-28 02:26 pm UTC (link)
They certainly ran out of viable food sources too in that island, didn't they? XD

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[info]jira
2007-08-28 02:27 pm UTC (link)
What I don't understand is why Johnny wasn't biting Orlando's buttocks. I certainly would. :D

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[info]lafemmedarla
2007-08-28 02:38 pm UTC (link)
They were toobusy eating poor Keira. And not in the way she'd like :P

Found it. NC-17 m/m, cannibalism and one of the most cracktastic things in the history of crackland.

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[info]jira
2007-08-28 04:00 pm UTC (link)
God, and the writing is rather terrible.

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[info]lafemmedarla
2007-08-28 04:10 pm UTC (link)
I know. Just another reason to love it so XD

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[info]dae
2007-08-28 05:30 pm UTC (link)
I can never get my eyes back can I?

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[info]lafemmedarla
2007-08-28 07:34 pm UTC (link)
Try brain bleach. Sometimes it helps.

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[info]coyotegirl
2007-08-29 04:51 am UTC (link)
Bleach plz? T.T

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[info]sticks
2007-08-29 04:59 am UTC (link)
This fic is a crossover between Star Wars, Sailor Moon, Gundam, Evangelion, Ranma, and, uh, lots and lots of other fandoms. It has something to do with Darth Vader marrying Sailor Venus and their wedding being crashed by Trekkies and everything being resolved by cookie dough, IIRC? Here's a clip:

"... so the ideals of truth and justice can reach every corner of the world!" Vader, wearing a red tie with silver elephants printed on it, finished to the audience's applause.

Minako, standing beside her husband, turned to kiss Vader's left cheek. "That was a wonderful speech, Vader-kun."

While I'm thinking of Star Wars, I'll toss up this fic where, uh, if I'm remembering right, sex with Luke gives Vader his body back. And also Obi-Wan and Leia are evil and Qui-Gon comes back to life and kills a dragon.

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[info]coyotegirl
2007-08-29 06:19 am UTC (link)
*impressed*

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[info]brennalarose
2007-08-29 05:29 pm UTC (link)
Children of an Elder God actually sounds...fascinating! I'll have to read it when I get home.

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[info]coyotegirl
2007-08-29 07:38 pm UTC (link)
If it's to your tastes, it's a wonderful, absorbing fic. I recced it because I like it, even if it kind of is made of crack.

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[info]belafarinrod
2007-08-29 08:33 pm UTC (link)
I can't find any of the really bizarre ones now, but an author known as Sephirot (I think she was Trakal before that) wrote some extremely disturbing Gundam Wing fic. Several had themes like Duo getting raped, pregnant, raped again by his Gundam and dying.

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[info]coyotegirl
2007-08-29 08:43 pm UTC (link)
Yack. D:

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[info]clover_elf_kin
2007-09-02 02:35 am UTC (link)
I'm sorry to say I don't have it anymore, but I read the BEST crossover a while back, somewhere on LiveJournal. My Little Pony... and Good Omens. XD It worked insanely well and it was hilarious. The crack came from, well, MY LITTLE PONY CROSSING WITH GOOD OMENS.

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