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	photosinensis 2007-10-02 03:36 pm UTC (link)
	Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? That's all I've got. (Reply to this)

	reeve 2007-10-02 03:48 pm UTC (link)
	Eh, it's kind of a cute idea, though her bare midriff is just asking to be blown to bits by the enemy. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	hallidae 2007-10-02 04:15 pm UTC (link)
	That was my thought, although what went through my head was closer to "What dumbass would wear non-full body armor in a battlefield full of projectiles?" (Reply to this)(Parent)

	bigbigtruck 2007-10-02 05:02 pm UTC (link)
	I can't even get miffed about it, the WTF-factor of HEAVY ARMOR EVERYWHERE EXCEPT VITALS is so strong. :/ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	brennalarose 2007-10-02 05:21 pm UTC (link)
	I think she's cute. Kinda like the uniformed pinups fighter pilots used to paint on their planes in WWII. Which warms my blackened little lump-of-coal nerd-bitch heart, because it reminds me of my Grandpa, who was a Tuskeegee Airman (well, a medic, but he still gets a medal). contemplates painting Halo!babe on fiance's car for his birthday (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2007-10-02 05:26 pm UTC (link)
	It's the chain mail bikini of Haloverse. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	tyraarane_ 2007-10-02 08:53 pm UTC (link)
	For some reason, this comic comes to mind. (Semi-NSFW? I don't know.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	queencallipygos 2007-10-02 03:54 pm UTC (link)
	Amy : it is anatomically correct imo. She has a flat stomach, nice breast, muscular legs. ...Because all women are a 38-20-26. (grr) (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	puipui 2007-10-02 04:43 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, at least she's shooting people and not doing their laundry. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	tehrin 2007-10-02 04:44 pm UTC (link)
	That armor is totally not functional. Can't she be hot and still have extremely vital areas covered? (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	rosehiptea 2007-10-02 05:06 pm UTC (link)
	While I totally agree that not having vital areas covered would be really stupid, I didn't have that bad a reaction to the figure. But I could really live without that guy's commentary. I don't mind a wank joke, really I don't, but yeesh. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	seiberwing 2007-10-02 05:27 pm UTC (link)
	...well, it's not the same level at all of the Mary Jane figure, but it still incites facepalmage. (Reply to this)

	chibikaijuu 2007-10-02 05:55 pm UTC (link)
	...I don't understand the chicken wire. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	xero_sky 2007-10-02 06:13 pm UTC (link)
	Her neck in that first pic disturbs the hell out of me. Also, I was surprised that she didn't have a tramp stamp. I'm not gonna go into the whole issue of wearing a power-armor bikini. Or whatever that was. (Reply to this)

dawnswalker
2007-10-02 06:31 pm UTC (link)

I had a shower just before reading that article.

David insures his pieces for life, so if you break her during a heavy petting session one night he'll fix her for free. ... It's totally cool to pleasure yourself to this thing right? I mean it's not like it's anime or anything. That's a cartoon. This thing is practically a real woman. Well just to be safe I'm not saying that it's okay to pleasure yourself while checking her out. But I did. Twice. Three times here in a few minutes.

... And now I want to take another one in scalding hot water.

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	edgyspice 2007-10-02 07:13 pm UTC (link)
	Hmmm. I'm assuming she has a teflon-plated midriff. (Reply to this)

	iwanttobeasleep 2007-10-02 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	Q: that's pretty nice. not massive but more then enough to be something more then an action figure. It's got everything and makes Chief look hot(ugh..i didn't say that.) Sep-29-07 A: yeah, I think its confusing alot of us Halo fans... :) Haha. . .ha. I can't believe that think is selling for over two grand. (Reply to this)

	phosfate 2007-10-02 08:01 pm UTC (link)
	Every time I read anything about Halo, I read the characters name as "Master Chef" and think he must sound like Isaac Hayes. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	velvet_mace 2007-10-02 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	Dear Lord... what's wrong with her neck. I find it halarious that guys think large breasts defy gravity like that. Maybe underwater.... Structurally, that bra armor doesn't really work as armor, or a bra. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	chaimonkey 2007-10-02 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	Am I the only person who doesn't have a problem with this? It's a hot, unrealistic fantasy portrayal of a female Master Chief. The point is to be spank material, not accurate. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my bunk. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	lil_miss_stfu 2007-10-02 09:50 pm UTC (link)
	Is it bad that my reaction was 'bad anatomy and poorly thought out armour aside, this is actually quite well done'? (Reply to this)

	logovo 2007-10-02 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	Awww fuck, why? Why? This thing is stupid on so many levels. (Reply to this)

keleri
2007-10-03 01:11 am UTC (link)

Eh, when I want to see a female Master Chief in action, I think of Haloid. (er, spoilers?) This is practically tasteful compared to some of the other junk that's out there. It's like Samus in a bikini, silly but just for funzies. LALALALA WHAT'S THAT I'M NOT LISTENING EVERYTHING IS NICE AND I DIDN'T ACTUALLY READ ABOUT THE STATE OF THE REVIEWER'S PENIS LALALA LA LA

I like that 10% of the final sale price is going to be donated to breast cancer research. =D

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	julesnoctambule 2007-10-03 02:09 am UTC (link)
	Is it just me, or does the little green thing on the front of her leggings look awfully labia-like? (Reply to this)

	quartz 2007-10-03 03:50 am UTC (link)
	I instantly thought of this. Oh Union Jack, you make logic FUN. Oh, and the pierced belly button? That right there is what makes it a true fetish piece, designed to be wanked over again and again. has yet to meet a straight male gamer who isn't turned on by belly button piercings on a girl (Reply to this)