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brown_betty ([info]brown_betty) wrote in [info]fandom_lounge,
@ 2007-10-12 18:26:00


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Wait, who in the what now?
LA weekly tells a strangely familiar story about a woman who fell in love over the internet. If I skip to the money quote, I think everyone can fill in the details, but it's worth reading the article because the story's well told.
Then Tania tells me that she and her boyfriend Will had been doing some digging. And man, they were intensive. They spent two whole days on the Internet, doing stuff with Google that I didn’t know was possible. They got piles of backup, but the instant she said it, I knew down to my toes that it was true.

There is no Jesse.

There never was a Jesse.

Jesse never existed.

Ever.
What elevates it from a random "MSM discovers internet wackos!" piece is that the hero of this story is Harlan Ellison. This Harlan Ellison.

(I'd link to the wiki for some of his other blockbusters, but it's being robust, and what with JF trying to escape backslashes that don't need escaping, I'm not in the mood for memory fishing.)

ETA: For those commenting on the personality of the narrator, [info]myerlemon has posted this to [info]fandom_wank and dug up some lovely quotes by Josh Olsen, our bard. In short, you are so very right.


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[info]telophase
2007-10-13 12:13 am UTC (link)
Would there be a link to the story in the offing? :)

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[info]brown_betty
2007-10-13 12:16 am UTC (link)
Woops! http://www.laweekly.com/news/news/the-life-and-death-of-jesse-james/17427/ I edited it in to the entry. Sorry!

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[info]edgyspice
2007-10-13 12:27 am UTC (link)
A Dan Fogelberg message board? Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!

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[info]themadmermaid
2007-10-13 01:58 pm UTC (link)
I think that was the most disturbing part of the whole escapade. Also, "Audrey" seems to imply in her blog that Dan Fogelberg raises llamas?

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[info]hallidae
2007-10-13 12:30 am UTC (link)
Dayum. That's gotta be the biggest pseuicide in the history of pseuicide ever.

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[info]atalantapendrag
2007-10-13 12:41 am UTC (link)
"You don't say no to Harlan Ellison"?

There's a joke in there somewhere, but I'll let someone else make it.

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[info]tangentialone
2007-10-13 02:28 am UTC (link)
No, you say, "Hello, little fuck".

Although Snopes says that story is very probably made up.

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[info]cleolinda
2007-10-13 12:49 am UTC (link)
And then this look crosses her face, as she realizes for the first time that she gave up her shit. She clamps her mouth shut, and doesn’t say anything else.

That has got to be the most satisfying moment in any pseucide story I have ever heard. Damn shame we never get them in the online ones.

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[info]kijikun
2007-10-13 12:52 am UTC (link)
Damn.

Just..damn.

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[info]rennyn_alerothi
2007-10-13 01:10 am UTC (link)
Is it bad that I knew Jessie didn't really exist when his supposed trauma from 9/11 was brought up? :\

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[info]stella_polaris
2007-10-13 02:05 am UTC (link)
What stopped her from going to the supposed funeral, anyway?

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[info]tangentialone
2007-10-13 02:16 am UTC (link)
But only a week after her Elven thief . . . I mean, her one true love croaks.

Classic.

I feel sorry for Audrey, though.

Although, I was expecting "Jesse" to turn out to be a sockpuppet of Ellison, given previous jackassery. (Can't see the non-sarcasm of "hero" over the internet, I guess. :B )

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[info]daylightsparks
2007-10-13 02:38 am UTC (link)
I think Harlan just earned back a couple of karma points.

Not that that's saying much, admittedly.

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[info]kerryblaze
2007-10-13 02:51 am UTC (link)
Audrey's blog!

http://pieceofcakey.blogspot.com/2007/10/here-it-is.html

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[info]wickedchild
2007-10-13 03:12 am UTC (link)
My best friend has had this happen to her, except he ended up being a 17 year old kid from Syria instead of a 30-40something from Massachusetts who was into politics. She fell hardcore for him too. Then he admitted that he lied about who he was and came clean about some of it and lied about other things (his age still being one of them).

She was willing to move to Syria at one point. She got over him though. Then met another man online, fell for him, a few months later they were married and she moved to another state. This time the man's from Morocco.

We don't really talk now.

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[info]azazello
2007-10-13 05:17 am UTC (link)
Two things:

The detail of living on a ranch with llamas made me giggle. Sorry.

I was waiting for it to be msscribe for some reason.

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[info]moonjaguar
2007-10-13 06:52 am UTC (link)
Good CRAP I swear that woman used to not only live not too far from me for a short time but that she went to school with one of my brothers. It's the face that's making me think, WTF?

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[info]radiotrash
2007-10-13 07:09 am UTC (link)
Part of the video if anyone is interested, found through Audrey's blog. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmPDGZPnYl0&eurl=

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[info]ladyrogue
2007-10-13 07:45 am UTC (link)
Ahh pseuicide. Always good for a laugh. Also, it says something about me that my first thought upon reading Audrey's friend's questions to Janna was "Welcome to the Internet." I've been on F_W and the net too long. -.-

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[info]solle
2007-10-13 09:57 am UTC (link)
1. That is one hell of a writer. Wow.

2. Lolz internet =D

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[info]notjo
2007-10-13 01:14 pm UTC (link)
I have to admit, I'm kinda turned off by the paternalistic attitude of the author. I've never met Ashenmote, but I'd probably be a complete wreck if someone told me he died. And I have plenty of people I've met just through the internet that I'd count as friends and loved ones.

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