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mercutia ([info]mercutia) wrote in [info]fandom_lounge,
@ 2008-01-01 02:22:00
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Current mood:Spiffy

National Geographic's Thoughts On Yaoi
Two posts in one week--somebody hold me back!

It's not exactly news that many animal species engage in homosexual behavior, but this video is fun if for nothing else (and in my opinion there's plenty else) than the British narrator's voice, especially how it goes suspiciously intense near the end.

In conclusion: our animal friends = TEH GHEY.


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[info]wonderfish
2008-01-01 07:40 am UTC (link)
omg omg lions making out <3

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[info]firebad
2008-01-01 08:09 am UTC (link)
Holt shit, could he have said "hommosexshul" more often? Just one more time?

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[info]katarin
2008-01-01 08:34 am UTC (link)
I can't tell if his constant mentions of homosexuality are sinister or lol trying to hard. And I'm loling to hard to even care very much.

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[info]imp
2008-01-01 08:47 am UTC (link)
"One species that has mastered the finer points of the backdoor[...]". His serious voice just makes it even more amusing.

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[info]wickedchild
2008-01-01 08:53 am UTC (link)
I was unaware that "backdoor" was a scientific term. Learn something new every day.

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[info]wickedchild
2008-01-01 08:52 am UTC (link)
That was filled with copious amounts of lawl. According to Sir Narrator, the animals make with the gay for:

1) Status (ex. "I'm the king of this here jungle and making it with my BFF because I have to. It's a status thing. I'm the king.")

2) Better sexual practice (ex. "Ah yeah Frank. She'll definitely like it if you do that." "You think so? Thanks Billy!")

Damn there was something else that made me laugh but I can't remember now and I can't be fussed to rewatch it. Ah well. Back to re-reading Nougami Neuro.

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[info]mercutia
2008-01-01 09:10 am UTC (link)
The Amazonian river dolphins inserting penises into each others' blowholes was pretty loltastic to me. I mean, it's the dolphin equivalent of STICKING YOUR DICK IN SOMEONE'S NOSTRIL.

I suspect it's only performed by dolphin fraternity brothers after WAY too much booze.

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[info]wickedchild
2008-01-01 09:14 am UTC (link)
When I heard about the dolphins and their...blowholes I couldn't stop laughing and being somewhat horrified.

And is it too much booze (those jello-shots sure can be addictive) or is there some inbreeding?

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[info]solle
2008-01-01 09:16 am UTC (link)
Ricky Gervais talked about that too. It's great.

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[info]kosaginolegion
2008-01-01 05:31 pm UTC (link)
Yabbut considering what a river dolphin's mouth is full of (really really sharp things) there aren't many other places *to* stick that thing.

Besides, I'm reasonably certain that, given a large enough nostrils, there would be at least some human males who would go to the trouble of testing it out.

Mainly because I suspect that some males (of any species) would insert Tab A into whatever happens to look like a slot, no matter where it might be located.

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[info]katarin
2008-01-01 06:12 pm UTC (link)
It's such a frat boy thing to do!

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[info]puipui
2008-01-01 10:36 am UTC (link)
OMG your icon. *LOVES*

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[info]negativecosine
2008-01-01 09:34 am UTC (link)
'Sex is fun. Serious, serious fun.'

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[info]mmanurere
2008-01-01 11:09 am UTC (link)
Some of the music choices were hilarious.

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sockpuppet_rat
2008-01-01 12:04 pm UTC (link)
That narrator is lolsome. Dude, I get it: they're homo and that's MOLRE than okay--it's fun!

That blowhole thing is not going to leave me anytime soon.

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[info]nekoama
2008-01-01 04:22 pm UTC (link)
HA, I love the tone to this. 'Homosexuality is in nature. It's in the birds. It's in the monkeys. It's in the fucking lions. YOUR KIDS AREN'T SAFE ANYWHERE D:

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[info]sparkysrevenge
2008-01-01 05:28 pm UTC (link)
HIDE YOUR CHILDREN.

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[info]lemone
2008-01-01 09:38 pm UTC (link)
OMG IT'S A GAY LION, GET IN THE CAR?

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[info]amxjm
2008-01-02 07:17 am UTC (link)
Worse! It's a lion getting in a lion! Get in the car!

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[info]thoms
2008-01-01 10:43 pm UTC (link)
"Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it..."

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[info]sparkysrevenge
2008-01-01 05:28 pm UTC (link)
LULZ, gay PRIDE!

Man. The blowhole thing. I... just... yeah. Wow.

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[info]ianthefira
2008-01-01 05:31 pm UTC (link)
Oh god oh god, his tone of voice it might just be me but it sounds so semi-sultry. It's not helping me here.

(*gleee~*)

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[info]frequentmouse
2008-01-01 05:44 pm UTC (link)
Happy New Year, indeed.

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[info]velvet_mace
2008-01-01 06:23 pm UTC (link)
That narrators voice is rather come-hither. Mmm mmm, baby, lecture me about the animals some more.

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[info]ladyofviolets
2008-01-01 06:30 pm UTC (link)
*singing* You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals... So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel...

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[info]tehrin
2008-01-01 07:01 pm UTC (link)
Dolphin sex!

It's all sex. And it all looks like fun.

He's getting a little too excited there.

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[info]tiarlynn
2008-01-01 09:00 pm UTC (link)
"This neck rubbing is overt homosexual behavior—and it's going on all over the African savanna."

I lolled.

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[info]lemone
2008-01-01 09:40 pm UTC (link)
Narratorman was really the cherry on top of the whole shabang. You can tell he was getting rather... ahem... into it at one point.

Good times.

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[info]also_not_a_pipe
2008-01-01 09:56 pm UTC (link)
School dance committees have a new behavior to look for. It's only a matter of time until the kids catch on to that neck rubbing thing. It's homosexual behavior, and it's all over the savannas of Africa.

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[info]platedlizard
2008-01-02 04:06 am UTC (link)
I LOVED the gay cheetahs. They were fabulous.

Although, they kept showing the Ficsher's lovebirds beaking, and you can't tell sex reliably by just looking at those guys since they aren't sexually dimorphic. Not that parrots can't be gay, as I have personally witnessed*.

Also, did I spot a bonobo doing oral?




*I have a father/son pair-bonded pair of cockatiels. They groom each other, nest together under the newspaper, and regurgitate stuff for each other. I have not spotted them mating, thank ghod. And there you have my thoughts on animal yaoi!

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[info]seiberwing
2008-01-02 07:12 pm UTC (link)
The announcer is having way too much fun with this.

"You want me to do a report on animal buttsex?"

*awkwardly* "Well...yes."

"Fine, but I get to write the script."

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[info]makeshyft
2008-01-03 08:12 am UTC (link)
"It's the ciiiircle of gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy!"

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