They made me an offer I can't understand...
So I got this email... probably because I belong to a few Yahoo Buffy fan groups... inviting me to join the "HavenMidWest group":

Dedicated to promoting unity and understanding of and among 'our kind'. Who is 'our kind'? Our Kind encompassess many walks... vampire/vampyre, otherkin, were, pagan, goth, donors/swans.

OK, guys... I like TV shows that feature vampires; don't really want to be one. And what 'n heck are donors and swans? It's one of those "I'm curious but afraid to ask" situations. Anyone out there recognize the term?