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	danceswithelvis 2008-02-22 11:39 pm UTC (link)
	Huh. Well that's kinda interesting really. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	rosehiptea 2008-02-23 02:32 am UTC (link)
	Anyone who encourages you to find about more about furries from Youtube probably has a sense of humor about it, at least. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Furbashers (Anonymous) 2008-02-23 07:17 am UTC (link)
	I hate this hypocritical bullshit. So I can can take a cow, shoot it in the face, cut out its tongue, gut it, cut it into million cubes and eat them, then wear it's skin...but I can't love one? I can't make one feel special? I can't physically express all the love I have for it? Fuck America. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	vzg 2008-02-23 12:55 am UTC (link)
	... I dearly hope they have an entire song in lolcat. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	hallidae 2008-02-23 01:13 am UTC (link)
	That might actually make it worth the price of admission. (Reply to this)(Parent)

humour
(Anonymous)
2008-02-23 07:17 am UTC (link)

By taking the name of the popular operating system 'windows' and replacing the last bit with 'blows' (which is a colloquialism meaning 'bad' or 'inferior') you've just given the name a whole new meaning, while not really changing the sound of the word too much! this is the epitome of both wit and humour! other highly amusing (and often underused) slag terms are 'windoze' (doze meaning 'light sleep' or 'knap') and {'M$'} (which usually stands for MicroSoft, but in this case, the 'S' is deliciously replaced with a dollar sign to represent how they unfairly charge for their products!) This is a new wave of humour, people. I think we should riddle all our posts, replies and (where applicable) everyday speech with these little beauties to forever represent that we, the open source community, know better than everyone else!

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	shallow_kid 2008-02-23 01:41 am UTC (link)
	Huh. LOL furries. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	parents (Anonymous) 2008-02-23 07:18 am UTC (link)
	While many parents are digging deep and forgoing luxuries in order to buy their children the newest videogame console, I've decided to build my own interactive entertainment device for my children. It's a desk with a copy of the holy bible on it. I call it the "Praystation 3" (Reply to this)(Parent)

	julesnoctambule 2008-02-23 02:19 am UTC (link)
	I just said to my husband 'There's a musical about furries!' and in the pause between that and him saying 'What??', our cat let out a long, low growl. (Reply to this)(Thread)

Girl fur
(Anonymous)
2008-02-23 07:19 am UTC (link)

Girls want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasnos you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm fucking her.

The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly aks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.

The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?

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	tofuknight 2008-02-23 04:06 pm UTC (link)
	giggles (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	thoms 2008-02-23 02:37 am UTC (link)
	Off-Broadway mounting! Put it at New World Stages just upstairs from Altar Boyz! (Reply to this)(Thread)

drastic measures
(Anonymous)
2008-02-23 07:20 am UTC (link)

I swear, if these homosexuals don't take a hint and quit sucking my cock all the time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures, like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my cock all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can't get much more direct than that.

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	nekoama 2008-02-23 02:45 am UTC (link)
	DAMMIT INTERNET. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Dreamin' (Anonymous) 2008-02-23 07:21 am UTC (link)
	Sometimes when I put something full of flavor in my mouth, I close my eyes and feel like I'm flying-drifting into eternity, above and beyond all the craziness of the world below, and I dream that all there is in the world is love, harmony and bacon. In an effort to forward world peace, I plan to be the first person to send bacon into space. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	also_not_a_pipe 2008-02-23 05:30 am UTC (link)
	I love how backhanded the praise is. "A not-complete failure!" "Remarkably, it may not be as horrifying as it sounds." That's beautiful. I don't mind furries, but there's something about the clawmarks through the title that really creeps me out. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	vzg 2008-02-24 01:17 am UTC (link)
	I think they're aware of how some people will take them and playing off that. (Reply to this)(Parent)

Original
(Anonymous)
2008-02-23 05:46 am UTC (link)

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Startin' makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day,
But she packed my suit case and send me on my way.
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear their prissy, bouisior and all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think so; I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop and yelled my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested, I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

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Boat Owner
(Anonymous)
2008-02-23 06:01 am UTC (link)

I can't believe you fucking morons waste your life here. Listen, this is your LIFE. You need to be living with real human beings. You need to go find a girlfriend and spend time with her. You need to find happiness. Happiness is not in your online games or crappy manga books, it is in other people.

Do you really want to be 40 years old and look back to your 18-25 years and realize you pissed them away in fits of loneliness playing RPGs and crying yourself to sleep? I know most, if not all of you, had no real childhood or highschool experiences because you were too busy being antisocial losers. Change that, now. How much greater would your life be now had you worked up the courage to talk to that one girl and go to the prom with her? Wouldn't high school have been amazing if you actually went out with friends on the weekend and saw movies? This is why you people love anime so much, because it portrays these perfect people going through high school living the lives YOU wish you could have lived back then.

Stop wasting your time on the Internet. Look outside and see the trees and the sun. Please. There is a world out there. There are interesting people all over. Why do you want to throw away what is left of your life playing fictional RPGs when real life is one big RPG with real consequences and relationships?

Are you just afraid? I mean, look at me, I own this boat.

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	luthe 2008-02-23 06:17 am UTC (link)
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	Did you know? (Anonymous) 2008-02-23 06:31 am UTC (link)
	Did you know? There is scientific proof that bipedal creatures similar to modern day wolves, cats and horses existed and even had their own proto-languages. It is theorized that today's "furries" are the offspring of these ancient races. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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Bashers
(Anonymous)
2008-02-23 06:34 am UTC (link)

People who are not tolerant of people who are different seem to perpetually occupy these pages, and I feel my heart beat faster out of pain with every "YIFF IN HELL FURFAG" uttered. For I must reveal, that I am a furry, and I am proud to be a furry, and I will always be a furry. But I am also human, and have feelings, and I feel love, pain and sadness just like you do. I go to school, and learn, and have friends, and love life and who I am. But y'all seem to not understand this, and treat us as sub-human - not worthy of love or life. Furries are a part of the human race, just as you are, and we are equal in every way to you. I implore you all to consider these words I have said, and think twice the next time you decide to flame that furry that is just trying to enjoy life and the services that the internet provides. Thankyou.

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PC
(Anonymous)
2008-02-23 07:16 am UTC (link)

I was sitting there in front of my PC, pants down, fapping to one of the hottest hentai pic I could've ever found on my hard disk, when my mother walked in.

Normally, I would've just tried to hide my erection by pulling my pants back up and pretending to do something else, preferably the least suspicious possible, but not then.

As I was nearing the end of my masturbatory session and couldn't hold it back anymore, I closed my eyes and let myself overwhelm to the orgasm just at the same moment she opened that damned door. I knew I should've locked it, but I believed nobody would've ever bothered entering without asking beforehand.

Thus, being unable to see anything for all the time I enjoyed the, let's say, "warm feeling", I couldn't have noticed she was here since the beginning.

So, yeah, my mother saw me ejaculating till the last drop of semen, and in the lewdest way possible, even.

It was only when I was finally done and did a swift peek to see if I had done any mess on the floor, that I realized her presence.

My heart went right down my stomach at her sight: she was just standing there, staring at me with dismay, then left the room without saying anything. I'm not lying if I admit that, then as now, I just wanted to die due to the huge embarassment that followed.

About a day has passed since the incident, and she hasn't spoke a word to me yet. She hasn't made it evident, but I strongly sense that the good old days have abruptly come to an end for me.

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	brennalarose 2008-02-23 04:23 pm UTC (link)
	I swear, you can set watches by these people. (Reply to this)

	eldritch 2008-02-24 03:21 am UTC (link)
	So, if I comment here, do I get a rant, too? (Reply to this)(Thread)

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