Current mood:

easily distracted

Magneto vs the Universe, and Jerry Springer on marrying horses
I got passed this post on Magneto vs. the Universe, and it was too hilarious not to share with JF.

Personally I love the Magneto vs. George W. Bush picture most, but Magneto and the Robot Who Hates Children made me laugh till I cried. :D:

Also, reading the newspaper last night, I glanced across this article on Jerry Springer's college tour, and was caught by this quote:

One of the episodes shown is "I Married a Horse," during which a Shetland pony is led out onto the stage of Springer's Chicago studio to kiss a decrepit man in visored sunglasses. The host's on-air introduction: "Today we have a love story."

and again, had to share. :) Did nobody know about this episode during the His wife? A horse wank, or is it somewhere in the pages of comments?

Another perfect quote:

Wait, are you trying to tell us that in a few years marriages between people and ponies will be commonplace?

Springer laughs. "We did a follow-up show," he says. "The horse left him. It's not as open as you think. Horses are so judgmental."

(Also, while trying to find a copy of the article on a site that didn't need a login, I found this Yahoo!Answers classic. Add to the wiki, Y/N?)