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Nethilia [[404 Error - Person does not Exist]] ([info]kittikattie) wrote in [info]fandom_lounge,
@ 2008-03-28 20:32:00
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Current mood:Validated

Okay, what doesn't exist?
I know I don't exist because of the following:

- Black goth
- Bisexual
- English Major (albeit a former one, what with the degree and all)
- Harry Potter Fan that liked Deathly Hallows, including the epilogue
- Girl Gamer

Are there other nonexistant states I'm missing? Help my nonexistance here.

--Neth
ETA: Any states of nonexistance can be listed. Like for example, what makes bread. (I put nuts in bread once. Delicious blasphemy, that.)
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[info]vzg
2008-03-29 04:04 am UTC (link)
Do you eat bread that contains more ingredients than flour, water, salt, and yeast? If so, you also eat thins which are nonexistant! Also, feminist slashers might not exist, if you're one of those.

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(no subject) - [info]meriel, 2008-03-29 06:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2008-03-29 05:16 pm UTC

[info]ladybirdsleeps
2008-03-29 04:07 am UTC (link)
I think you're forgetting the very basic "girl on the internet."

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(no subject) - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2008-03-29 07:52 pm UTC

[info]soupspooks
2008-03-29 04:10 am UTC (link)
lesbian dwarven paladin. /sagenod

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(no subject) - [info]altoidsaddict, 2008-03-29 04:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]soupspooks, 2008-03-29 04:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]altoidsaddict, 2008-03-29 05:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nymeria, 2008-03-29 06:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]soupspooks, 2008-03-29 06:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nymeria, 2008-03-29 07:12 pm UTC

[info]thebratqueen
2008-03-29 04:23 am UTC (link)
Girl who enjoys porn?

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[info]wankismyfandom
2008-03-29 04:27 am UTC (link)
Are you asking for reasons why you, specifically, don't exist, or just general categories of nonexistence? If the latter (since I don't know your Firefly preferences and you may or may not exist based on this), people whose favourite Firefly character is Zoe. :P

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(no subject) - [info]kittikattie, 2008-03-29 04:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankismyfandom, 2008-03-29 04:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kittikattie, 2008-03-29 07:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mercutia, 2008-03-29 07:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kittikattie, 2008-03-30 06:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mercutia, 2008-03-31 04:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kittikattie, 2008-03-31 04:56 am UTC

[info]seiberwing
2008-03-29 04:29 am UTC (link)
O HEY THAR.

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(no subject) - [info]kittikattie, 2008-03-29 04:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2008-03-29 04:40 am UTC

[info]braisinhussy
2008-03-29 04:58 am UTC (link)
Purple doesn't exist.

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(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2008-03-30 07:13 pm UTC

[info]kylenne
2008-03-29 05:07 am UTC (link)
Oh, we should so start a club. Also a member of all of the above.

Do you have a Mac? I had a guy on El Jay tell me that Macs were only for white hipster douches.

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(no subject) - [info]wtf, 2008-03-29 05:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kylenne, 2008-03-29 07:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sparkysrevenge, 2008-03-29 07:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iwanttobeasleep, 2008-03-30 05:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]laerwen, 2008-03-29 11:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kylenne, 2008-03-29 07:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2008-03-29 05:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lil_miss_stfu, 2008-03-29 11:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kylenne, 2008-03-30 08:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2008-03-30 02:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iwanttobeasleep, 2008-03-30 05:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kittenmommy, 2008-04-01 04:36 pm UTC

[info]pastri_archy
2008-03-29 06:16 am UTC (link)
...wow. I've never not existed before(I thought DH was a fitting end to the series all the way through and I'm a touch goth). This is weird. Is there a support group for dealing with non-existence or...?

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(no subject) - [info]mercutia, 2008-03-29 07:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]willywanka, 2008-03-29 08:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kittikattie, 2008-03-30 06:46 am UTC

[info]icedark_elf
2008-03-29 07:24 am UTC (link)
*has nothing to add to this. Just gives you invite to Astral Plane Beach House Party*

Bring tasty bread.

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[info]keri
2008-03-29 07:48 am UTC (link)
Is that a new Otters icon? I don't think I've ever seen it before. <3


Everytime I hear about the new "P.O.E.M." shirt from Prairie Home Companion (Professional Organization of English Majors), I have serious issues separating our folkgroup's meme from what is obviously outside our folkgroup and which has no idea that English Majors Do Not Exist. It's like my brain breaks for a little bit and I have to pull to the side of the road while I figure out how they managed to divide by zero.


http://prairiehome.publicradio.org/programs/2005/01/15/scripts/poem.shtml

http://www.prettygoodgoods.org/product/show/31707/
http://www.prettygoodgoods.org/product/show/31755


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(no subject) - [info]kittikattie, 2008-03-29 07:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]keri, 2008-03-29 07:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kittikattie, 2008-03-29 07:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nekoneko, 2008-03-29 01:17 pm UTC

[info]rowanberries
2008-03-29 11:04 am UTC (link)
Girl who thinks two guys together is hot.

That simply doesn't happen. >_>

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(no subject) - [info]kylenne, 2008-03-29 07:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2008-03-30 02:45 am UTC

[info]coffee_mug
2008-03-29 01:40 pm UTC (link)
According to my friend's brother, girl geeks overall don't exist. Which is ironic, considering my friend herself is both a girl and a geek.

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[info]sarajayechan
2008-03-29 03:12 pm UTC (link)
Female yuri fans

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(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2008-03-30 12:39 am UTC
Late comment but... - [info]marumae, 2008-04-06 09:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2008-03-30 06:54 pm UTC

[info]julesnoctambule
2008-03-29 03:16 pm UTC (link)
I'm a woman in a very happy marriage to a man, I don't want children yet am not 'childfree' and I identify as a feminist.

*watches self dissolve*

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(no subject) - [info]ikuko, 2008-03-29 10:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]julesnoctambule, 2008-03-30 02:46 pm UTC

[info]bof
2008-03-29 04:42 pm UTC (link)
Straight femslashers. Apparently the first part negates the last.

Also, people who don't hate Smallville's Lana Lang.

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(no subject) - [info]ms_treesap, 2008-03-29 07:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]harrylovesron, 2008-03-29 09:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]harrylovesron, 2008-03-29 09:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chickadilly, 2008-03-29 11:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2008-03-30 02:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bigi, 2008-03-30 04:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2008-03-30 04:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bof, 2008-03-30 07:17 am UTC

[info]julian_black
2008-03-29 07:05 pm UTC (link)
Hmm. [thinks]

You're a grown woman who is into dolls, but isn't all weird and creepy about it (and in fact makes having dolls and making clothes for them and writing LJ posts about them seem cool and fun)?

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(no subject) - [info]ms_treesap, 2008-03-31 05:59 pm UTC

[info]ueuecoyotl
2008-03-29 07:20 pm UTC (link)
Lesbians who like yaoi and/or slash.

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[info]willywanka
2008-03-29 08:16 pm UTC (link)
HP fans who don't enjoy OBHWF, but also don't like H/Hr?

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(no subject) - [info]julesnoctambule, 2008-03-29 09:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2008-03-30 02:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]coffee_mug, 2008-03-30 01:20 pm UTC

[info]sparkysrevenge
2008-03-29 08:30 pm UTC (link)
Girl filmmakers and girl comic book fans that actually like Frank Miller comics.

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(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2008-03-30 02:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]luthe, 2008-03-31 04:37 am UTC

[info]bremencitygirl
2008-03-29 08:34 pm UTC (link)
Where exactly does this "Bisexuals don't exist" thing come from? I keep reading that and never know what it's all about.

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(no subject) - [info]keri, 2008-03-29 09:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]harrylovesron, 2008-03-29 09:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2008-03-30 02:50 am UTC

[info]fresco_le_raye
2008-03-29 08:38 pm UTC (link)
If you're over thirty forty fifty, then your sex life doesn't exist.

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(no subject) - [info]kittenmommy, 2008-04-01 04:37 pm UTC

[info]metropolis22786
2008-03-29 09:04 pm UTC (link)
straight-acting gays.

:D?

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[info]ms_treesap
2008-03-29 09:45 pm UTC (link)
Someone who likes both Doctor Who and Snape/Potter ?

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[info]chickadilly
2008-03-29 11:27 pm UTC (link)
Someone who likes both het and slash.

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(no subject) - [info]ms_treesap, 2008-03-30 07:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bof, 2008-03-30 07:30 am UTC
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