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	iwanttobeasleep 2008-04-29 04:10 pm UTC (link)
	They really are taking a long time disbarring him. Especially when he doesn't stop giving them reasons to do it. (Reply to this)

	hallidae 2008-04-29 05:14 pm UTC (link)
	Wow. Wait... He's a lawyer? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	soupspooks 2008-04-29 05:15 pm UTC (link)
	You didn't know? Yeah, he's a lawyer. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hallidae 2008-04-29 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, man. Somehow, I managed to miss that tidbit of information. That just makes it all such a much bigger ball of WTFLOL and pathetic. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	fresco_le_raye 2008-04-29 05:15 pm UTC (link)
	Pornography. Violence. And it's all a woman's fault! Phew, for a moment there I thought it might be a man-thing... (Reply to this)(Thread)

	rosehiptea 2008-04-29 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	It's our job to keep the menz from doing the nasty, don't you know! (Meanwhile, I'm going to go back to being a mom who writes Silent Hill porn...) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	seiberwing 2008-04-29 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	perks up What sort of porn? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	rosehiptea 2008-04-29 06:39 pm UTC (link)
	Mostly het with some f/f. I write many pairings and for all the games except 0rigins (which I haven't played yet) and for the movie, but I'm still in the PG-13s with my Silent Hill 3 fic. I'm kind of obsessed, especially with the women... I do have a Pyramid Head/James lurking somewhere though. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	seiberwing 2008-04-29 06:45 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, okay. I tend to like my SH featuring at least one of the monsters--bonus points for Pyramid Head's Freudian self. Link? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	rosehiptea 2008-04-29 07:41 pm UTC (link)
	The Last Door NC-17. (If you like monster fic I have a friend who writes monster gen ficlets, with mannequins and sometimes PH. -- I'm serious when I say it's gen. -- It's very poetic, if that doesn't sound too insane. I also have PH/Maria recs. I'm weird that way.) stops being pushy (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	seiberwing 2008-04-29 08:17 pm UTC (link)
	Ooh, approval! Monsterfics would also be nice. For some reason I get more attached to them than the humans. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

rosehiptea
2008-04-29 08:32 pm UTC (link)

I'm so glad you liked it! Here are my friend's monster ficlets, in my comm. (Some of these are about humans, but it's pretty obvious which are which from the headings. They're quirky, in a good way, but not to everybody's taste as they're more lyrical than brutal.)

(The porn in the comm is f-locked but these aren't porn anyway...)

http://community.livejournal.com/sh_het/tag/poster:+ryutsuki

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	seiberwing 2008-04-29 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	Ooh! om nom nom (Reply to this)(Parent)

	phosfate 2008-04-29 05:16 pm UTC (link)
	I totally want to play that game now. (Reply to this)

	sneer 2008-04-29 05:16 pm UTC (link)
	I would think Mrs. Zelnick could reasonably have Wacky Jacky's butt nailed to the wall for harassment, couldn't she? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	seiberwing 2008-04-29 05:21 pm UTC (link)
	Technically the letter went to his lawyer and not to her, so I'm not sure. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	soupspooks 2008-04-29 05:17 pm UTC (link)
	One of these days, someone has to write Jack's mother a letter. Dear Ma'am, Your son is entirely divorced from reality, but according to his logic, it's all your fault. Fix it now, Us. (Reply to this)

arionhunter
2008-04-29 06:23 pm UTC (link)

He's still in the process of being disbarred in Florida. I love this description of one motion he filed: it contained "swastikas, kangaroos in court, a reproduced dollar bill, cartoon squirrels, Paul Simon, Paul Newman, Ray Charles, a handprint with the word 'slap' written under it, Bar Governor Benedict P. Kuehne, a baby, Ed Bradley, Jack Nicholson, Justice Clarence Thomas, Julius Caesar, monkeys, [and] a house of cards."

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	seiberwing 2008-04-29 06:28 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, the man's officially gone 'round the bend. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	arionhunter 2008-04-29 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	I have a lovely mental image of him sitting in a tiny room, a single desk lamp illuminating his keyboard, furiously doing Google Image searches while cackling, "I'll get you next time, Florida Bar Association!" There may or may not be a cat in his lap. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	jat_sapphire 2008-04-29 07:20 pm UTC (link)
	...kangaroos in court... Kangaroo court: I do not think it means what you think it means, Jack. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	phosfate 2008-04-29 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	Ed Bradley? (Reply to this)(Parent)

vzg
2008-04-29 09:50 pm UTC (link)

"Maybe you, Mrs Zelnick, were so taken by your handsome son that you spared the rod and spoiled the child. That would explain why he has brought you, by the way he presently acts, to shame."

God do I hate that phrase.

And I really don't know how he possibly thinks this could accomplish... well, anything. He had to know it would get leaked, right? And he had to know it'd make him look like a Grade A asshole, right? Right?

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	paladin 2008-04-30 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	"Your son is about to sell a product that promotes violence. I bet he wouldn't do that had you just beaten him more as a child." Oh Jack Thompson... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lady7jane 2008-04-29 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	With the amount of advertising Mr. Thompson does for these GTA guys they really should be paying him something. (Reply to this)

	chibikaijuu 2008-04-30 12:39 am UTC (link)
	innocent bystanders (whom you can run over with your car just for the heck of it)." You know, I've never actually played any of the GTA games, but that bit is always what makes me want to play them. I hate it when you can move freely around the map and attack but can't kill random bystanders just for the hell of it. I want to hit things and make them die! (Reply to this)

	reeve 2008-04-30 04:39 pm UTC (link)
	Picture of the day. Also, it looks like the email actually went to the CEO's lawyer. Still wacky stuff, tho'. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	seiberwing 2008-04-30 04:45 pm UTC (link)
	AAAAAAAAAAGH. Face! (Reply to this)(Parent)