"I like that it was written by a mom, not a writer," Maggie.., 18, said through fake fangs. "It's the perfect book. It's what everyone wants — a model boyfriend who glows. It's relatable."

Fucking All-Father protect me. I'm not sure whether to drive a nail through my eye to end the suffering of my poor brain or mock it mercilessly. Yeah, we can ~tell~ that it's not written by a writer you braindead little goober, because any writer worth their salt would be embarrassed as hell to have written it. Or at least to have written it under their own name.

I am clearly too cranky today to deal with Twilight idiots. I'll see myself out.