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Freezer - a buffet of manliness! ([info]freezer) wrote in [info]fandom_lounge,
@ 2008-08-18 00:31:00
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Cracked.com horning in on GAFF's territory.
At least for one article:
Indy + Lord Voldemort: Fanfiction's 5 Strangest Love Matches

I'm sure a good chunk of us have run across worse, or more WTF-worthy, but still, this is pretty bad stuff. I'll let you read the article for yourselves, with this one teaser: the headline for entry #5:

#5. Captain Jean-Luc Picard Meets Elrond From Lord of the Rings; Sex Ensues

Have fun with it!

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[info]feenix
2008-08-18 06:51 am UTC (link)
What, no Jacob/Bella's and Edward's mutant lovechild?

...wait.

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[info]monty
2008-08-18 07:09 am UTC (link)
Man, I don't know what their objection is to Frank N. Furter/Methos. They could plausibly be in the same world, and at least one of them is not only Canon Bisexual, but Canon Has Sex With Everyone And Everything He Sees. Plus, Highlander-style immortals are always undergoing unlikely series of events that put them in position to have strange encounters. And not only that, but both Highlander and RHPS take place in worlds where "plausibility" has been stretched to the breaking point anyway.

That one works fine. And I think it should be called "Frankthos". Or possibly "Mefurter".

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[info]kittenmommy
2008-08-18 08:38 am UTC (link)

Definitely "Mefurter"!

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(no subject) - [info]bemysty, 2008-08-18 04:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kittenmommy, 2008-08-19 12:25 am UTC

[info]seiberwing
2008-08-18 07:22 pm UTC (link)
I think their objection is not that Dr. Furter would not have sex with Methos (because he would), but that Methos would not have sex with Dr. Furter.

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(no subject) - [info]monty, 2008-08-18 07:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2008-08-18 07:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iamnotyourmuse, 2008-08-19 05:55 am UTC

[info]kittenmommy
2008-08-18 08:38 am UTC (link)

Oh dear Lord, Freezer, what a find!

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[info]lilpocketnin
2008-08-18 08:39 am UTC (link)
Tom Riddle/Indy COULD work... hmm.

NO I AM NOT PLOTTING. WHAT.

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pastri_archy
2008-08-18 03:37 pm UTC (link)
XD I totally see it too! Indiana Jones and the First Horcrux.

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[info]crysiana
2008-08-18 08:42 am UTC (link)
If it does not involve Draco and skullfucking, then they have not truly experienced the internets.

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(no subject) - [info]skeleton_key, 2008-08-18 06:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]crysiana, 2008-08-18 06:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]skeleton_key, 2008-08-18 06:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistal, 2008-08-18 07:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]skeleton_key, 2008-08-18 08:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistal, 2008-08-18 09:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cassildra, 2008-08-18 07:13 pm UTC
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[info]aslantabook
2008-08-18 08:42 am UTC (link)
I agree with the article's doubt that anyone would proclaim "It's Lance Bass!" as motivation for any sorta hook-up.

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[info]aristaea
2008-08-18 08:47 am UTC (link)
Dude, Picard/Elrond would TTLY be canon if it had ever happened on the show. They would discuss art and literature and history and have nerdy foreplay! And Q would be jealous and mock Picard about it constantly.

Actually, it would probably be a Q-arranged match, like the Robin Hood episode.

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(no subject) - [info]cassildra, 2008-08-18 07:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2008-08-18 09:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cassildra, 2008-08-18 11:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2008-08-19 02:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bravest_spinja, 2008-08-20 03:46 am UTC

[info]eilisliana
2008-08-18 09:33 am UTC (link)
The comments are even funny than the article. Such n00bs.

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(no subject) - [info]madam_marozi, 2008-08-18 04:34 pm UTC

[info]doomsday
2008-08-18 10:11 am UTC (link)
After what happened to Celebrian, I think Elrond deserves a flute-playing Picard.

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[info]sheep
2008-08-18 11:52 am UTC (link)
Well, it led me to look to see what Star Trek fic was on AFF.net. I found a Data/Spock fic.

"I would imagine not. But, you do know that if I do not mate, I will go mad and eventually die?"

"Yes. This is primarily the reason why I am suggesting this solution."

"I understand." Spock said and pointed out: "It is not very flattering."

"Flattery is illogical, is it not, Ambassador?" Data said. "However, I must admit that I find you aesthetically pleasing, and the brilliance of your mind is most attractive."

"Is that why you are making this proposition, Mr. Data?" Spock asked.

"I find, that I do not wish for you to die, Ambassador Spock." Data said simply.


lulz.

Does anyone have any recs for ST:TNG fic, especially Data related? Or a at least a site that I can browse myself?

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(no subject) - tree, 2008-08-18 06:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sheep, 2008-08-18 07:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2008-08-18 07:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sheep, 2008-08-18 07:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]brennalarose, 2008-08-19 01:05 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]komorebi, 2008-08-20 07:31 am UTC

[info]tarash
2008-08-18 02:10 pm UTC (link)
I'm surprised that's the strangest they managed to find! What, no orgies or threesomes?

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(no subject) - pastri_archy, 2008-08-18 03:40 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]sheep, 2008-08-18 07:54 pm UTC
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[info]puipui
2008-08-18 05:46 pm UTC (link)
I've read #4. It's actually really good. No, really.

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(no subject) - [info]coyotegirl, 2008-08-18 06:39 pm UTC
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[info]velvet_mace
2008-08-18 06:58 pm UTC (link)
It's always fun to see guys deal with slash fandom for the first time.

Some of those look highly intriguing. Mmm... McKay/Jason!

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(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2008-08-19 03:57 am UTC

[info]seiberwing
2008-08-18 07:42 pm UTC (link)
I have been on the internet too long. This barely phased me.

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[info]esther_a
2008-08-18 09:27 pm UTC (link)
What, no carebears? You can't have list of truly brainbleach worthy crossover fic without carebears.

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(no subject) - [info]aristaea, 2008-08-19 12:28 am UTC

[info]spawn_of_kong
2008-08-18 10:36 pm UTC (link)
Oh, please. They just listed the most vanilla possibilities.

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[info]chibikaijuu
2008-08-19 02:11 am UTC (link)
This is just amazingly tame. Wow, guys, could you have been any lazier?

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[info]sorchar
2008-08-19 03:56 am UTC (link)
I usually like Cracked, but when they pull this thing of "We'll make fun of other geeks to make ourselves feel cool and less geeky" it gets annoying fast. It's not for you, Cracked.

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[info]iamnotyourmuse
2008-08-19 06:02 am UTC (link)
I've seen more cracktastic pairings come out of ithurtsmybrain over on LJ. Hell, I've written more cracktastic pairings.

Pfft. Amateurs.

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(no subject) - [info]tarash, 2008-08-19 01:46 pm UTC

[info]saralina25
2008-08-19 09:01 am UTC (link)
Are they new to the internet or something?

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[info]blue_penguin
2008-08-20 08:16 pm UTC (link)
It might have been funny if it didn't come across as condescending.

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[info]schmendrick
2008-08-21 02:25 am UTC (link)
I kinda really want to read the Tom Riddle/Indy one now that they linked, because Maeglin's generally very good. She used to win all sorts of awards in LotR fandom, if I remember.

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