Spawn of the Hot Wet Planet
If you read the fandom_wank report on "Hot Wet Planet," or even if you didn't, you might be horrified amused by something a friend of mine produced after reading it (not like that. Sicko). A few commenters brought up points regarding tentacle monsters that he grabbed and ran with much further than any sane person should, resulting in... this.

I can't seem to get a direct link to the blog entry, but since he never uses a tag more than once...

http://karaoke_vicious.blogspot.com/search/label/Vive%20le%20Hot%20Wet%20Planet

If you've read the wank report, skip about halfway down the page to the giant bold letters. (Not those; the big ones. Keep scrolling, you'll see it.)