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Coyotegirl ([info]coyotegirl) wrote in [info]fandom_lounge,
@ 2009-01-27 13:46:00
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Entry tags:f_l is not your personal journal, it's too late to save yourselves

So I had a dream
in which a wank report, and
comments, were all in haiku.

Including one of
the mods banning a wanker.
... guess I'm here too much.


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[info]lyrangalia
2009-01-27 06:54 pm UTC (link)
That's spectacular.
Someone please find a good wank,
To make this dream true.

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[info]coyotegirl
2009-01-27 07:18 pm UTC (link)
I don't know what kind
of wank would fit this style best,
but I want to see.

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[info]amxjm
2009-01-27 08:24 pm UTC (link)
I'm thinking perhaps
some kind of anime wank
given haiku roots.

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[info]coyotegirl
2009-01-27 08:39 pm UTC (link)
Perhaps the artsy,
incomprehensible type.
Like indie films here.

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[info]siempredescalzo
2009-01-27 07:10 pm UTC (link)
I see I was beat
To replying in haiku
I find I don't care.

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[info]coyotegirl
2009-01-27 07:17 pm UTC (link)
Edited my post,
because clearly it was a
mistake to use prose.

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[info]siempredescalzo
2009-01-27 07:31 pm UTC (link)
How sad is it that
That I am truly pained that
The first does not fit?

I find that haiku
Turns me slightly OCD
For a time. The shame.

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[info]coyotegirl
2009-01-27 07:45 pm UTC (link)
Oops! Indeed it was
off, one extra syllable.
I abase myself.

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[info]siempredescalzo
2009-01-27 07:51 pm UTC (link)
No need. I myself
Am shamed that I'm compulsive
Enough to point out.

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[info]fresco_le_raye
2009-01-27 10:42 pm UTC (link)
Haiku does not scan?
Electronic loss of face
On the Internets

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[info]tofuknight
2009-01-28 05:32 pm UTC (link)
The phrase "Electron-
-ic loss of face" makes my day
Sparkle like the sun

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[info]sistercoyote
2009-01-27 07:20 pm UTC (link)
William Carlos Will-
iams has nothing on wankas
for poetic grace

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[info]come_love_sleep
2009-01-27 07:55 pm UTC (link)
I have a good friend
who writes me only in these
so I'm learning fast.

better still, though, if
rather than haiku format
it was real haiku--

(the air, hot and dry
all the frogs are jumping off
fire on the mountain.)

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[info]_goblin_
2009-01-27 08:43 pm UTC (link)
We need a wanker?
If the ban's temporary
I will volunteer

*ahem*

UR ALL JUS HATERS!!
SMEYERS SHOULD SUE U ALL@!
EDWARD CULLEN'S HOT!!!!!!!

BITCH HATER BITCHES!!
I HAET U HATING BITCHES!!!11!1!
EDWARD CULLEN'S HOT!!

OMG i WUD
SO DO EDWARD CULLEN
U R SO JELLUS!!!

EDWARD CULLEN AINT
UR BOYFRIEND HA HA HA HA!!!!
SUCK IT JELUSS CUNDS%&

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[info]come_love_sleep
2009-01-27 09:49 pm UTC (link)
NO IT IS JACOB
EDWARD IS A JELUS TOOL
JACOB HAS THE HOTT!!

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[info]_goblin_
2009-01-27 11:22 pm UTC (link)
JACOB NEEDS EIHGT BATHS
HE HAS FLEES AND WORMS AND SUCK
EDWARD FR EVAH!!!!!

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[info]tofuknight
2009-01-28 05:35 pm UTC (link)
NO WORRIES FOR FLEAS
A SIMPLE DIP WILL FIX THAT
THEN SEX TIME IT IS

BETTER A FLEA-DIP
THAN A DEAD MARBLE STATUE
U SUCK MONKEY BALLS

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[info]_goblin_
2009-01-28 09:05 pm UTC (link)
ED CANT B A MONKEY
AND A MARBLE STATUE TOO
TOTAL LOGIC FALE!!!!1!

YOU SUCK DOGGY BALL
AND YOU PROLLY SNIFF JAKES BUTT
AT LEAST ED DON'T STINK

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Oh no you did not!/Let the shipping war begin/I will bury you!!
[info]paladin
2009-01-27 09:52 pm UTC (link)
HE'S WRONG FOR BELLA!!!
HE WOULD ABUSE HER AND LEAVE!!!!
SHE SHOULD CHOOSE JACOB

AND GET WEREWOLF LOVE
OTHERWISE SHE IS A WHORE
JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER!!!!

IT'S THE FANS LIKE YOU
THAT GIVE TWILIGHT A BAD NAME
AND MAKE MEYERS CRY!!!!!

WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO
AND KISS YOUR RPATTS PICTURES
CRYING BITTER TEARS

CAUSE HE WON'T LOVE YOU
THE WAY THAT JACOB LOVES ME
ON THE ASTRAL PLANE!!!!

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Re: Oh no you did not!/Let the shipping war begin/I will bury you!!
[info]_goblin_
2009-01-27 11:30 pm UTC (link)
OMG U SUCK!!!1
MY MOM CUD TOTES BEAT UR MOM
ON THE ASTRAL PLANE!!@!!

BELLAS GOT GUD TASTE
ONLY EDWARDS GOOF ENOUGH
SHED NEVER TAKE JAKE!!!!%*!

NYAH NYAH!!!WEREWOLFS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JACOB WOUD GIVE BELLA FLEES!!!!!
WEREWOLFS HAV SMALL PEEEEEENS!!!

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On like Donkey Kong/Twimoms of the world unite/Wank for great justice!!!
[info]paladin
2009-01-27 11:50 pm UTC (link)
TAKE IT BACK U H0R!!!
JACOB COULD BEAT EDWARD AND
UR MOM (WHO HAS FLEAES)!!!11!

HE IS THE BESTEST!!!!
HE'D BEAT DOWN ED WITH HIS OWN
STUPID SPARKLEPEEN!!!

JACOB IS THE BEST
BELLA RILLY CHUSES HIM
ON PAGE 606!!!

(The leet-speak burns us.
Where are the horse and rider?
How'd it come to this?)

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Re: On like Donkey Kong/Twimoms of the world unite/Wank for great justice!!!
[info]_goblin_
2009-01-28 01:12 am UTC (link)
U R SO ST00PID
BELLA NEVER CHOSE JACOB
EDWARD WUZ THE ONE

JACOB FURSPLODED
ONLY TO HIDE HIS ACNE
HE IS UGLY!!!!!1!!

(To spell so badly
takes effort. I mourn grammar.
Alas; kids these days.)

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[info]e_juliana
2009-01-28 04:24 am UTC (link)
Congratulations - that subject line made me laugh until I snorted.

It is most unbecoming
Laughter so porcine
The lulz have felled another.

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[info]fresco_le_raye
2009-01-27 10:33 pm UTC (link)
R O T F L
Liquid comes out of my nose
You win Internets!

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[info]demonbean
2009-01-27 10:49 pm UTC (link)
Verily, I LOL'd.
'Tis not just yonder wanka
winning internets.

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[info]_goblin_
2009-01-27 11:38 pm UTC (link)
THANKS IM, LIKE, ONNERED
SEND INTERNETS WIT GUD PORN
NOOD BOYS 4 THA WIN!

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[info]poisonyoulove
2009-01-28 12:43 am UTC (link)
Words sparkle in sun.
Yes, this is the haiku of
a killer, Bella!

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[info]_goblin_
2009-01-28 01:19 am UTC (link)
OMG U HAV
CHANNELLD EDWARD'S VERY SOUL
ILU BB!

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[info]poisonyoulove
2009-01-28 01:41 am UTC (link)
I shall watch you sleep
maybe steal parts from your car
DO I DAZZLE YOU?

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[info]_goblin_
2009-01-28 01:50 am UTC (link)
OMG--TAKE ME!
(Imagine a Twihard splayed
for your enjoyment.)

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[info]paladin
2009-01-28 02:11 am UTC (link)
Would you say that if
You saw what (s)he really was
Beneath the sunlight?

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[info]_goblin_
2009-01-28 02:43 am UTC (link)
(Let us not distract
my woo-er with thoughts of fug.
I'm Astral-Plane-cute.)

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[info]poisonyoulove
2009-01-28 10:24 am UTC (link)
Does your uterus
taste like Freesia OM NOM
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

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[info]_goblin_
2009-01-28 02:56 pm UTC (link)
I CAN'T SAY I'VE TRIED IT
YOU'D HAVE TO ASK JACOB--OOPS
I DIDN'T SAY THAT

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[info]ajatshatru
2009-01-27 09:26 pm UTC (link)
Too too brilliant
Wish I had this dream myself
Therefore I must rec

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[info]cmdr_zoom
2009-01-27 10:22 pm UTC (link)
W T F, haiku?
This comm gets weirder daily
Please, I pray you, stop

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[info]ayezur
2009-01-27 10:32 pm UTC (link)
The winter is cold
Because of the internet
I am always warm

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[info]fresco_le_raye
2009-01-27 10:48 pm UTC (link)
Live Journal was down
once again and I was bored
This amuses me!

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[info]tehrin
2009-01-28 06:32 am UTC (link)
lounge with haikus
fills me with happy thoughts
this post is of win

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[info]pyratejenni
2009-01-29 09:59 pm UTC (link)
Does anyone have a link?
Been away for a wee bit
So I missed it all.

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