SO our beloved RPattz has a stalker... and it worries me vaguely that my reaction to this was 'only one??'.

Anyway, he took the girl out to dinner... and was apparently so 'boring' that he never saw her again.

Full text is pastede on yay, since it's short and I've no idea how long MSN keeps its news pages alive for, but the article includes a photo of RPattz looking even more stoned than usual.

Rob Pattinson 'bores' own stalker

Robert Pattinson has revealed he scared off his own stalker by boring her.

The 22-year-old heartthrob - who appeared in a Harry Potter film and won over legions of screaming girls playing a vampire in teen romance Twilight - told Creme magazine how he invited her on a date then never saw her again.

Robert said: "I had a stalker while filming a movie in Spain last year. She stood outside of my apartment every day for weeks - all day every day. I was so bored and lonely that I went out and had dinner with her.

"I just complained about everything in my life and she never came back.

"People get bored of me in, like, two minutes."

Robert plays 'good' vampire Edward Cullen in Twilight, based on Stephenie Meyer's best-selling novel, who falls in love with a schoolgirl.

The actor is about to start work on the sequel, New Moon, which is rumoured to co-star Dakota Fanning or Vanessa Hudgens.